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Post by naughtyfox on Nov 25, 2016 15:35:45 GMT
Anyway, did you hear that Stella McCartney is getting a new false leg for Christmas? It's not her main present, more of a stocking filler.
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Post by Stumpy on Nov 25, 2016 15:43:48 GMT
What do gypsies and cigarettes have in common?
They both come in packs of ten, stink like fuck and are banned from every pub in the republic.
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Post by naughtyfox on Nov 25, 2016 15:48:34 GMT
What 'race' are gypsies? Race to get home before they tarmac your driveway!!
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Post by lollygagger on Nov 25, 2016 16:33:16 GMT
Anyway, did you hear that Stella McCartney is getting a new false leg for Christmas? It's not her main present, more of a stocking filler. Poor Stella, has she lost a leg too?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2016 16:36:59 GMT
So its gone from pikeys to gypsies.
Is pikey too offensive?
Can we have some wog jokes.
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Post by Stumpy on Nov 25, 2016 16:40:51 GMT
What key can open any lock? A pi-key
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Post by Mr Stabby on Nov 25, 2016 16:43:47 GMT
At the maternity hospital, the Doctor goes to see a woman who has just given birth.
He says "I have bad news, and good news. The bad news is, your son is ginger".
"Oh my God!" says the woman. "What's the good news?"
"It's dead".
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2016 16:46:55 GMT
Knock knock
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Post by bodger on Nov 25, 2016 16:49:03 GMT
piss off
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Post by Mr Stabby on Nov 25, 2016 16:56:07 GMT
I went to the sex shop and asked for an inflatable doll.
Certainly Sir", said the assistant. "Would you like a Christian one or a Muslim one?"
"What's the difference?" I said.
"The Muslim one blows itself up".
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2016 17:03:15 GMT
I heard that the wogs start at Calais so its not technically a skin colour thing.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Nov 25, 2016 17:05:07 GMT
Stella: now where did that come from? Oh, she's their daughter. Of course, I meant Linda. Or Heather even? One from "back in the day"... The McCartney kids are at the family farm anxiously awaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from his wife's bedroom "Kids.... there's good news and bad news." "The bad news is your mother's strength and will to live has been sucked away by her awful disease and she died a few moments ago" "The good news is.... It's steak and chips for dinner
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Post by Mr Stabby on Nov 25, 2016 17:14:03 GMT
The BBC has been inundated with complaints that there are not enough black people on television, so they've decided to show Crimewatch seven nights a week.
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Post by naughtyfox on Nov 25, 2016 17:40:11 GMT
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Post by Mr Stabby on Nov 25, 2016 17:49:20 GMT
Q. What do you call a policewoman who shaves her pubic hair?
A. Cunt stubble.
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