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Jul 19, 2019 9:17:56 GMT
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Post by lollygagger on Jul 19, 2019 9:17:56 GMT
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Jul 19, 2019 9:38:38 GMT
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Post by lollygagger on Jul 19, 2019 9:38:38 GMT
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Jul 19, 2019 10:14:24 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2019 10:14:24 GMT
How crude.
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Post by thebfg on Jul 19, 2019 16:35:52 GMT
I saw that one, took me a while.
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Post by lollygagger on Jul 20, 2019 7:27:48 GMT
I saw that one, took me a while. Me too. Dirty minds!
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Sept 14, 2019 17:53:52 GMT
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Post by lollygagger on Sept 14, 2019 17:53:52 GMT
A female bodybuilder went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor i've taken so many steroids i've grown a penis' The doctor said, 'Anabolic'? She said, 'No just a penis'.
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Sept 14, 2019 17:55:57 GMT
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Post by lollygagger on Sept 14, 2019 17:55:57 GMT
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Post by naughtyfox on Sept 14, 2019 18:48:48 GMT
had a couple of strange moments in the high street this morning. First of all I found a hat full of money and then I got chased by some twat with a guitar...
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Post by naughtyfox on Sept 17, 2019 17:27:38 GMT
I witnessed a Police arrest earlier. A member of the local travelling community had dressed as a soldier and was collecting door to door for Help For Heroes. As the policeman asked his name I couldn’t resist shouting.. "Don’t tell him, Pikey!"
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Post by Jim on Sept 17, 2019 17:40:22 GMT
Can I just point out........ That neither of the last two qualified as jokes. You really have no excuse, get my joke book out of the attic.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Sept 17, 2019 18:17:10 GMT
Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
It's two gross.
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Post by lollygagger on Sept 27, 2019 13:58:15 GMT
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Post by lollygagger on Oct 3, 2019 8:44:47 GMT
My dad used to say “son, always leave ‘em wanting more”.
Wonderful man. Terrible anaesthetist.
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Oct 12, 2019 8:27:03 GMT
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Post by lollygagger on Oct 12, 2019 8:27:03 GMT
I just spent £300 on hiring a limousine for the weekend and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver... I can't believe I've spent all that money on a limousine and have nothing to chauffeur it.
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Post by Jim on Oct 12, 2019 8:29:50 GMT
Kids eating on the buses? A new verse for the old song "the kids on the bus get rounder and rounder........... all day long"
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