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Mar 9, 2017 19:02:43 GMT
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Post by tonyqj on Mar 9, 2017 19:02:43 GMT
Look out for 'Derek & Clive Live'. If you come across it you'll enjoy it. I used to have a copy... gawd knows where it went.
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Mar 9, 2017 20:27:28 GMT
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Post by lollygagger on Mar 9, 2017 20:27:28 GMT
I was looking for something amusing to say about Clive of India and I found this. As this is the BBC thread: Clive: You know that big nigger who lives down the road? Derek: Him? Yeah. Oh, lovely. Clive: Huge black cunt. I said, I said to him, I said, um, Ephraim, strange name for a black, innit? I said there's a load of cunts down the BBC and they need sorting out. I said, um, this should appeal to your fucking primitive urges cos I said you like cannibalism, don't you? You like eating people alive in a frying pan. I said, go round to the BBC with some of your mates dressed up in your loincloths and that, and, er, paint yourselves up in different colours or whatever you cunts do back in Africa. And so he said, er, oh, it's nice, that and he, he, he said what do we do when we arrive? I said, go beserk, tear the fucking place down. Derek: Yes, spunk all over the fucking centre. Clive: Spunk all over the Director General and kill everyone in the studios, you know, and, um, he was all, you know, he got about forty of these coons gathered together to rush round to the BBC. And I was really looking forward to it. I was looking forward to tuning in to the news that night and seeing the news on the BBC. The BBC had being burn't to the fucking ground. Derek: Yeah. Yeah. Four... forty thousand. Clive: I turned on the Nine O'clock News. There was Kenneth Kendall, calm as a cucumber. No story about anything burning to the fucking ground. And do you know what the *cunt, black, nigger, poof, cunt said when he came back?* Derek: No? Clive: "Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't find it." Derek: No! Clive: "I lost my way", he said. pi bet that's interesting matey but here's a top tip. Apart from Gazza apparently (and bare in mind he likes to talk about welding) I think you'll find most people skip to the end of such a long list without reading any of it. While I bet the inside of your head is interesting to you, I and anyone with self respect wouldn't bother because your interminable lazy links to stuff that caught your fancy that second are just that. I'm sure you're a nice chap but really? The tip is keep it short and sweet.
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Post by Delta9 on Mar 10, 2017 20:29:01 GMT
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May 30, 2017 3:47:28 GMT
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2017 3:47:28 GMT
Saw the head to head Q&A between Corbyn and May last night on the BBC. Maybe it's just me but the questioning seemed much tougher on Corbyn, although I thought he came over quite well. I'd trust Corbyn to stick to the manifesto more than May (who doesn't seem able to stick to promises).
What I have noticed is that the BBC web site summarises the program but they didn't report as much of the questioning of May.
There is a lot of stuff on the web about the BBC being biased against Corbyn. I tend to agree. They also seemed very anti Brexit.
Maybe we should rename the BBC to the EBC (Elite Broadcasting Co).....
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Post by peterboat on May 30, 2017 10:34:18 GMT
Saw the head to head Q&A between Corbyn and May last night on the BBC. Maybe it's just me but the questioning seemed much tougher on Corbyn, although I thought he came over quite well. I'd trust Corbyn to stick to the manifesto more than May (who doesn't seem able to stick to promises). What I have noticed is that the BBC web site summarises the program but they didn't report as much of the questioning of May. There is a lot of stuff on the web about the BBC being biased against Corbyn. I tend to agree. They also seemed very anti Brexit. Maybe we should rename the BBC to the EBC (Elite Broadcasting Co)..... It thought they were both questioned badly and agree the BBC is so anti Brexit its unreal
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Post by Mr Stabby on May 30, 2017 11:21:16 GMT
Look out for 'Derek & Clive Live'. If you come across it you'll enjoy it. I used to have a copy... gawd knows where it went. Lobsters up the arsehole.
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May 31, 2017 6:02:39 GMT
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Post by naughtyfox on May 31, 2017 7:39:41 GMT
An Internet petition! That should do it!!
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2017 9:20:21 GMT
An Internet petition! That should do it!! Probably better than just making cynical comments on an Internet forum though.
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Post by peterboat on May 31, 2017 9:29:18 GMT
An Internet petition! That should do it!! Probably better than just making cynical comments on an Internet forum though. He is right though why waste your time? far better to watch paint dry
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May 31, 2017 9:40:15 GMT
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2017 9:40:15 GMT
Probably better than just making cynical comments on an Internet forum though. He is right though why waste your time? far better to watch paint dry No, I think it's easier to do nothing. Maybe this is why the elite are ruling rough shot over us. We feel helpless to do anything. Well at the very least we can vote for someone who will give us more of a say in our future and who doesn't tell porkies.
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Post by peterboat on May 31, 2017 11:09:08 GMT
He is right though why waste your time? far better to watch paint dry No, I think it's easier to do nothing. Maybe this is why the elite are ruling rough shot over us. We feel helpless to do anything. Well at the very least we can vote for someone who will give us more of a say in our future and who doesn't tell porkies. Pardon? what about all the stuff involving the IRA everytime he opens his mouth he lies about it he supported them in as he saw it the overthrow of the legitimate government!! years ago it would have been traitors gate for him and a very short back and sides!!!
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2017 13:14:15 GMT
No, I think it's easier to do nothing. Maybe this is why the elite are ruling rough shot over us. We feel helpless to do anything. Well at the very least we can vote for someone who will give us more of a say in our future and who doesn't tell porkies. Pardon? what about all the stuff involving the IRA everytime he opens his mouth he lies about it he supported them in as he saw it the overthrow of the legitimate government!! years ago it would have been traitors gate for him and a very short back and sides!!! Well Corbyn claims he was just trying to be friendly to help the peace process...which actually worked. It's the elite spin merchants who have exaggerated it as part is f their smear campaign against him. The interesting thing is that other than Paxman, no body is pointing out the lies from the other quarter. Anyway, I've changed my mind now. I reckon there will be a big turn out on voting day. The British public has seen through all the bullshit as they did for Brexit. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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Post by JohnV on May 31, 2017 13:38:45 GMT
He is right though why waste your time? far better to watch paint dry Well at the very least we can vote for someone who will give us more of a say in our future and who doesn't tell porkies.Impossible ...... only politicians are standing for election
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Post by patty on May 31, 2017 16:49:10 GMT
He is right though why waste your time? far better to watch paint dry Well at the very least we can vote for someone who will give us more of a say in our future and who doesn't tell porkies. hmm not sure i know who that is...my postal vote came, Ive put an x in a box and its sitting in the car.....
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