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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2017 21:20:29 GMT
Thunderboat Caption Competition...
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Post by bodger on Mar 14, 2017 21:23:48 GMT
Not really, I am quite normal. But there are an awful lot of tiny people out there. In the height stakes I fall three inches short of Mr Average at 5' 7" tall, I look up to most people - not by bloody choice! that explains that chip on your shoulder.
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Post by bodger on Mar 14, 2017 21:28:13 GMT
Please god, not the kilt!! Swear you don't wear a kilt Rog If you mean me, then yes I do occasionally. In fact I honoured Englandshire with my presence the other day when I went to get a national trophy at a posh dinner in Nottingham (OK, possible oxymoron) and of course, I had to wear a kilt. It's quite pleasant actually, and good for skirt-twirling during the after dinner dancing. If you are naughty I might post a picture of me in kilt, then you will be very, very sorry. why did someone choose a kilt-wearing drunken sassenach to collect a 'national trophy', which I assume is a trophy awarded to a nation. on second thoughts, wtf is a national trophy anyway?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2017 21:28:39 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2017 21:32:55 GMT
Tehe
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2017 21:33:43 GMT
In the height stakes I fall three inches short of Mr Average at 5' 7" tall, I look up to most people - not by bloody choice! that explains that chip on your shoulder. I've never met Gazza but something tells me he he has no chip on his shoulder. Tell me about your chip. The Thunderboat agony Aunt is here to help you my frend...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2017 21:35:27 GMT
Well since it is going to cause so much offence to so many people, I'm going to post it (even though I secretly know that the offence is faux just to get me to post it!). So here goes. By the way, I'm the one on the left with the alcohol-induced stupid grin - in case it's not obvious. The chap in the right, making a grab for my sporran (dirty bastard) is wearing Lederhosen (he's Bavarian in case you were wondering). The chap in the middle is normal height but we are REALLY TALL. So be very afraid. Have to admit, I was disappointed by the photo.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2017 21:40:40 GMT
In the height stakes I fall three inches short of Mr Average at 5' 7" tall, I look up to most people - not by bloody choice! that explains that chip on your shoulder. You must have me confused with someone else. I'd have an extra couple of spoonfuls of Horlicks if I were you.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2017 21:48:13 GMT
that explains that chip on your shoulder. You must have me confused with someone else. I'd have an extra couple of spoonfuls of Horlicks if I were you. Sussed out Bodger ages ago.
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Post by Telemachus on Mar 14, 2017 21:56:15 GMT
Well since it is going to cause so much offence to so many people, I'm going to post it (even though I secretly know that the offence is faux just to get me to post it!). So here goes. By the way, I'm the one on the left with the alcohol-induced stupid grin - in case it's not obvious. The chap in the right, making a grab for my sporran (dirty bastard) is wearing Lederhosen (he's Bavarian in case you were wondering). The chap in the middle is normal height but we are REALLY TALL. So be very afraid. Have to admit, I was disappointed by the photo. Sorry. What were you hoping to see?
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Post by Telemachus on Mar 14, 2017 21:59:18 GMT
If you mean me, then yes I do occasionally. In fact I honoured Englandshire with my presence the other day when I went to get a national trophy at a posh dinner in Nottingham (OK, possible oxymoron) and of course, I had to wear a kilt. It's quite pleasant actually, and good for skirt-twirling during the after dinner dancing. If you are naughty I might post a picture of me in kilt, then you will be very, very sorry. why did someone choose a kilt-wearing drunken sassenach to collect a 'national trophy', which I assume is a trophy awarded to a nation. on second thoughts, wtf is a national trophy anyway? A trophy awarded to someone within a nation (ie the UK, in this case) for doing something better than anyone else in that nation (the UK, in this case). What I was trying to do was to explain why I, as a resident of Aberdeen, Scotland, had to travel down for a dinner in Nottingham, Englandshire to pick up a trophy.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2017 22:00:13 GMT
Have to admit, I was disappointed by the photo. Sorry. What were you hoping to see? A highland fling...
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Post by Telemachus on Mar 14, 2017 22:00:59 GMT
Anyway, thank fuck I've created a distraction from the tedium and depression of the Neverendum, even if it is only briefly.
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Post by Telemachus on Mar 14, 2017 22:02:29 GMT
Sorry. What were you hoping to see? A highland fling... That came afterwards, but fortunately there is no record of the events...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2017 22:08:00 GMT
oops
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