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Post by bills on Dec 30, 2018 0:18:34 GMT
Just be aware that when you are inside, you won't be able to touch both sides at the same time. If you are ok with that then just go for it.
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Post by Telemachus on Dec 30, 2018 0:22:59 GMT
Ive got a date planned in a couple of days with a local 'widebeam' living lady, good job, excellent credentials & alls well in life etc. Any hints or tips to make sure things go ok? Obviously, the inadequacy of living on a narrowboat isnt an issue ( my personality and smoothtalk overcomes thisπ) But any hint or tips on wooing wouldnt go amiss, as romance has been a bit barren of late!π π Just be yourself, and be a good listener (ie make sure at least 50% of the time you are talking about her, not yourself!).
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Post by patty on Dec 30, 2018 7:42:38 GMT
With my track record at dating, I couldn't give any good advice. Not that I've really bothered to seek out dates and the few that have ask I've declined... Good luck but I think what Telkymach says above seems about right..
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Post by bodger on Dec 30, 2018 8:43:31 GMT
don't wear that see-through vest on the first date.
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Post by Clinton Cool on Dec 30, 2018 8:50:05 GMT
Just be light and jovial, not too deep. Try to talk and things she shows interest in. If you get an invite back to the widebeam and she has a cat, try not to stand on it. I made this mistake once, the cat was called socks . Finally, do not, under any circumstances, even if you think you'll get away with it, use her curtains as a willy wipe.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2018 9:08:09 GMT
If she starts stripping off and says take me to bed, don't fart about trying to turn the central heating off by climbing into the cupboard to turn the gas off (only way to turn the boiler off at the time). On returning she said 'what's wrong with my tits?'!
Married her 4 years later though....
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Post by Jim on Dec 30, 2018 10:44:11 GMT
Are you going to get a survey on her hull condition? Check her weed hatch. Is she pump out or cassette? Most important, does she enjoy "camping" in hedges?
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Post by naughtyfox on Dec 30, 2018 10:54:58 GMT
Just be aware that when you are inside, you won't be able to touch both sides at the same time. Blimey. That's a bit forward, isn't it?
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Post by naughtyfox on Dec 30, 2018 10:57:56 GMT
Just be light and jovial, not too deep. Try to talk and things she shows interest in. Don't take your notched stick with you and show it to her!!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2018 11:19:36 GMT
Try not to pick a fight with her husband.
Rog
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Post by patty on Dec 30, 2018 13:00:20 GMT
If u heed the advice and comments thats been offered I'm sure things will be just fine....or not.... Does she read this forum?..maybe it'd be a good idea not to mention us if she doesn't
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Post by phil70 on Dec 30, 2018 13:14:31 GMT
I think Patty has just offered the best advice. π Phil
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Post by thebfg on Dec 30, 2018 16:54:55 GMT
have fun mate but importantly make sure she does.
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Post by bargemast on Dec 30, 2018 17:04:28 GMT
Just be yourself, if she likes you as you are that would be a good thing, and just too bad if she doesn't.
Playing someone that you're not isn't a good idea, as sooner or later the real you will show up, so better to be real from the start.
All the best with this r.d.v.
Peter.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Dec 30, 2018 17:12:54 GMT
A raised leg fart always goes down well to break the ice.
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