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Post by naughtyfox on Mar 7, 2019 15:56:02 GMT
I see they have children for the priests to fondle, but where are the bells, eh??!!
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Post by phil70 on Mar 7, 2019 15:57:01 GMT
Churches tend to break out in flames when I enter
Phil
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Post by naughtyfox on Mar 7, 2019 15:59:47 GMT
How about a floating library, floating Town Hall, floating doctor's surgery, floating Sainsburys Local, and a floating brothel? Oh... I seem to remember there is/was one, down in Devon??
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Post by naughtyfox on Mar 7, 2019 16:04:12 GMT
Hooker uses barge to bed punters A 60-year-old hooker has been using her canal barge to bed frisky punters for £120 The buxom vice girl - who goes by the name Teezer - has been romping with men on the boat for the cash sum. Teezer has her own X-rated online advert on a webpage, which includes topless shots of her posing on the deck of the boat in broad daylight, while another shot shows her scantily clad with her legs sprawled open on a bed inside the boat. The brave blonde bisexual from Honiton, Devon, even dared to bare whilst stood beside some lock gates. According to the Daily Star newspaper, she tells men: ''Let me be the older woman to seduce you or give you your first experience. I am your ultimate MILF.'' It is understood the boat is located in the West Midlands and she travels up for bookings, which are charged at the usual rate for the boat. For extra income she also sells filthy films on her site for £20, entertains men at her Devon cottage for up to £80 and will act out customers' own sex scene scripts for £60. www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/537730/sex-worker-boat-barge-vice-teezer |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2019 16:20:31 GMT
omg, scraping the bottom of the barrel...................
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Post by naughtyfox on Mar 7, 2019 16:35:26 GMT
omg, scraping the bottom of the barrel................... That's no way to describe her bum! |
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Post by patty on Mar 7, 2019 18:30:33 GMT
u know I actually thought it was a floating church building.....
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Post by phil70 on Mar 7, 2019 18:33:16 GMT
Or should it have been scraping the barrel of a bottom?
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Post by naughtyfox on Mar 7, 2019 18:57:53 GMT
Or should it have been scraping the barrel of a bottom? Phil Double-barrelled shotbum? |
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Post by IainS on Mar 7, 2019 18:59:45 GMT
50% mark up for being (done) on a boat?
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Post by bodger on Mar 7, 2019 19:56:03 GMT
is there an itinerary for this fairy palace so we can avoid it at all costs?
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Post by Mr Stabby on Mar 7, 2019 22:21:04 GMT
Yes, absolutely, because obviously teaching children that the world was created by a sky fairy in six days and that if they accept relentless suffering and hardship in this life, they will be rewarded in the next life is a fantastic idea. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2019 22:52:55 GMT
Yes, absolutely, because obviously teaching children that the world was created by a sky fairy in six days and that if they accept relentless suffering and hardship in this life, they will be rewarded in the next life is a fantastic idea. ....but that would mean one would have to blame it all on this all being all one big accident then...(well also nature and some human beings who like to create misery for everyone in this worlld)  |
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Post by JohnV on Mar 7, 2019 23:09:08 GMT
Yes, absolutely, because obviously teaching children that the world was created by a sky fairy in six days and that if they accept relentless suffering and hardship in this life, they will be rewarded in the next life is a fantastic idea. but but but ..... do you mean that you don't know angels are real !!!  |
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