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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2019 20:40:36 GMT
I have only ever had one girlfriend in my life (sad but true) we are still together after 10 years (at least I think so) we have two kids she is a looker but there are better looking women out there. Not many but they do exist. Never let her sober up! You don't know the half of it. She hardly drinks at all but has driven me to drink. I just hope she reads this.
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Post by JohnV on May 7, 2019 21:18:11 GMT
She hardly drinks at all but has driven me to drink. in my (rather limited) experience ...... not that unusual a circumstance
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2019 21:21:33 GMT
She hardly drinks at all but has driven me to drink. in my (rather limited) experience ...... not that unusual a circumstance Explains a lot of what you post.
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Post by naughtyfox on May 8, 2019 4:12:20 GMT
To get this thread back on track:
Nursie: Out you popped and everyone’s shouting: “It’s a boy, it’s a boy!” And somebody said: “But it hasn’t got a winkle!” And I said: “God be praised, it’s a miracle. A boy without a winkle!” And then Sir Thomas More pointed out that a boy without a winkle is a girl. Everyone was really disappointed.
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Post by phil70 on May 8, 2019 7:00:56 GMT
Foxy, a bit random but made me smile. Phil
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Post by bodger on May 8, 2019 7:01:22 GMT
well that really helps. ..................... ehh?
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Post by ianali on May 8, 2019 7:13:48 GMT
well that really helps. ..................... ehh? To be fair it can’t have harmed a thread like this.
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Post by bodger on May 8, 2019 11:59:09 GMT
well that really helps. ..................... ehh? To be fair it can’t have harmed a thread like this. good point.
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Post by wellyftw on May 8, 2019 12:09:38 GMT
To get this thread back on track: Nursie: Out you popped and everyone’s shouting: “It’s a boy, it’s a boy!” And somebody said: “But it hasn’t got a winkle!” And I said: “God be praised, it’s a miracle. A boy without a winkle!” And then Sir Thomas More pointed out that a boy without a winkle is a girl. Everyone was really disappointed.
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Post by Jim on May 8, 2019 12:28:11 GMT
To thanks her for her efforts and as is fitting with this baby, he's bought her a box of ginger chocolates.
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Post by phil70 on May 8, 2019 15:48:37 GMT
And the name is..... Archie Phil
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Post by Jim on May 8, 2019 16:41:37 GMT
Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor, they must be Archers fans.
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Post by phil70 on May 8, 2019 17:16:52 GMT
Somebody remind me but wasn't Archie the name of a strip cartoon character? Phil
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2019 17:20:56 GMT
Somebody remind me but wasn't Archie the name of a strip cartoon character? Phil Archie Andrews
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Post by JohnV on May 8, 2019 17:38:44 GMT
Somebody remind me but wasn't Archie the name of a strip cartoon character? Phil Capt. Archibald Haddock ?
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