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Post by Jim on Jun 22, 2019 17:39:22 GMT
A pretty little girl named Suzy was sitting on the pavement in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing “FREE KITTENS.” Suddenly a line of big cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a grinning man. “Hi there little girl, I’m the leader of UKIP, what do you have in the basket?” he asked. “Kittens,” little Suzy said. “How old are they?” asked Mr Farage. Suzy replied, “They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet.” “And what kind of kittens are they?” “They're BREXIT supporters,” answered Suzy with a sweet smile. Mr Farage was delighted, a golden opportunity beckoned. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens. Recognizing the perfect photo op, the three of them agreed that they should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens. So the next day, Suzy was again on the pavement with her basket of “FREE KITTENS,” when Farage’s motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from BBC, ITV, Channel 4, Channel 5, CNN and Sky News. Cameras and the audio equipment were quickly set up, then Farage got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy. “Hello again,” he said, “I’d love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away.” “Yes sir,” Suzy said. “They're REMAIN supporters.” Taken by surprise, Nigel Farage stammered, “But yesterday, you told me they were BREXIT SUPPORTERS.” Little Suzy smiled and said, “I know. But today, they have their eyes open.”
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Post by naughtyfox on Jun 22, 2019 17:46:44 GMT
"I want to nominate that ultra- remainer, thick lightweight Cameron-babe, Heidi Allen for a twatting.
Heidi's speciality, apart from being as thick as two short planks, is denying reality and forgetting things.
After the referendum Heidi said she would honour the result as she did not want to live in a “ banana republic” that ignored democratic votes. Now it seems that she would like to ignore the referendum after all and is only too happy to live in a banana republic. It seems Heidi has conveniently forgotten her previous remarks.
She recently denied on Twitter that her conservative constituency members were planning on deselecting her for her opposition to Brexit. Oh yes they were ! According to the Telegraph, one of Heidi's incisive constituents has got her nailed down to a tee as a “ghastly self- promoter forever flicking her hair on late night tv when she should be representing us”.
And then there’s the tweet she sent to Guy Verhofstadt – “would you give us an extension Guy if we secure a second referendum please?” For this creepy, sickening tweet, Heidi frankly deserves to be hung, drawn and quartered at Traitors Gate.
Victoria Derbyshire on her BBC show asked the gob smacked Heidi, “Why should anyone trust what you say after you said you would honour the referendum?”. Heidi responded, “that’s a good question “. Yes it is – so what’s the answer you daft old bint? It seems the answer is a deal that would satisfy Heidi and the rest of the village idiots at Change Nothing UK. And we all know the only deal that will satisfy them is staying in the EU.
Heidi was at it again last week saying that the Brexit Party had failed and Change Nothing had been a huge success !!!! Prior to that she ratted on her colleagues ( who we all twats anyway) and told them to vote Illeberal Democrap instead. This while she is acting as leader of the Change Nothings!! Now her and Sourberries are scratching each other’s eyes out.
Heidi Allen is a demented, mad cow, lightweight, self promoting, thick tart. She needs to get back to washing dishes, doing the school round and fingering herself all day. She is incapable of adding anything of substance to this country and it’s governance."
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jun 22, 2019 18:07:13 GMT
Look Jim, you lost. You are a loser. A failure. Get over it. By all means go off and blub and grizzle to your fellow right-wing extremists or fuck off to Germany and give Angela Merkel's fanny a quick lick, but don't expect anyone here to be impressed by the sour grapes whining of a brainwashed loser clown.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2019 18:18:35 GMT
The cut and thrust of political debate ... finely honed discussion ... the cutting edge detail and projections ... you get none of that old tripe on thunderboat. We like to call a twat a twat here Rog
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Post by patty on Jun 22, 2019 18:20:55 GMT
Ah... we have a joke thread....is this joke?
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Post by JohnV on Jun 22, 2019 18:39:43 GMT
Ah... we have a joke thread....is this joke? only in Jim's book
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Post by Trina on Jun 22, 2019 18:55:33 GMT
Ah... we have a joke thread....is this joke? Nope !
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Post by naughtyfox on Jun 22, 2019 21:07:15 GMT
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Post by NigelMoore on Jun 22, 2019 21:11:32 GMT
The cut and thrust of political debate ... finely honed discussion ... My favourite bit of Australian Hansard from many decades ago, was almost Churchillian in its bite. An MP had stood up to proclaim that some “honourable member for 'whatsit' does not have the brains of a donkey”. Before the resultant spluttering uproar had subsided he sprang to his feet again, and addressing the Chair said “I must sincerely apologise; what I said just then was entirely unwarranted, uttered in the heat of the moment. I beg the honourable member's pardon for what was clearly untrue and I withdraw the remark unequivocally. I would like it placed on record that in fact I believe that the honourable member DOES have the brains of a donkey”.
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Post by Jim on Jun 23, 2019 5:35:54 GMT
Ha! Hook line and sinker. The sting in the tail of that one seems to have touched a few raw nerves. I'd say that's down to only getting a tiny majority, quitlings are rattled. Shame all your right wing mates in Parliament didn't pass May's deal, we would have been out by now. Something to do with quitlings not being able to work together maybe. Still, we can rely on Boris eh?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2019 6:17:05 GMT
Ha! Hook line and sinker. The sting in the tail of that one seems to have touched a few raw nerves. I'd say that's down to only getting a tiny majority, quitlings are rattled. Shame all your right wing mates in Parliament didn't pass May's deal, we would have been out by now. Something to do with quitlings not being able to work together maybe. Still, we can rely on Boris eh? I think the only conclusion you can derive from this thread is that you are in the minority. The only thing which matters now is that we leave without a deal. We will be leaving the EU whether you like it or not.
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Post by quaysider on Jun 23, 2019 6:37:10 GMT
Look Jim, you lost. You are a loser. A failure. Get over it. By all means go off and blub and grizzle to your fellow right-wing extremists or fuck off to Germany and give Angela Merkel's fanny a quick lick, but don't expect anyone here to be impressed by the sour grapes whining of a brainwashed loser clown. Oouch that's a bit harsh... I read it, chuckled and thought "fair point" and took it as the humour it was intended as...although I do note your "smiley".
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Post by naughtyfox on Jun 23, 2019 7:10:02 GMT
British Brainwashing Caliphate 'News' at 0800 this morning: The neighbour who ratted on Bonking Boris did it "for their own safety".
So considerate.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jun 23, 2019 7:17:07 GMT
Shame all your right wing mates in Parliament didn't pass May's deal, we would have been out by now. That's because the right wing don't want us to leave the eu Jim.
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Post by Jim on Jun 23, 2019 7:57:09 GMT
Shame all your right wing mates in Parliament didn't pass May's deal, we would have been out by now. That's because the right wing don't want us to leave the eu Jim. I think you have missed something, your great leader Nige is a failed tory, to the right of Pol Pot!
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