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Post by Andyberg on Aug 26, 2016 6:28:43 GMT
After reading Quaysider's thread concerning his new pump out fitting and Kris's dump in a fermenting box thread I've often wondered why no one fits a urinal to their narrow boat?
With pump out prices rising, pissing down the sink a little bit uncouth and pissing over the side bordering on illegal due to various public order / flashing laws...surely a single pot mounted on the cabin side with a drain directly into the canal via a skin gland next to the conventional loo would be a win win installation?
Can anyone see any problems with this idea? apart from the obvious ' women struggle to balance on one / splash back issues !
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2016 6:33:35 GMT
A bucket is a lot easier to install
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Post by Andyberg on Aug 26, 2016 6:36:45 GMT
But equally as uncouth as pissing in the sink... My Mrs isn't overly impressed with emptying a bucket of stagnant piss every morning before she brushes her teeth....
I'm trying to raise the game here!
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Post by naughtyfox on Aug 26, 2016 6:38:50 GMT
Old whisky bottle and a funnel. When half full, leave by bridge for local drunks to sample.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2016 6:43:01 GMT
On the subject of wee, I found that if you just poo in an Elsan it becomes almost impossible to empty. The wee helps break the poo down into a mush.
Enjoy your breakfast folks!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2016 6:44:17 GMT
But equally as uncouth as pissing in the sink... My Mrs isn't overly impressed with emptying a bucket of stagnant piss every morning before she brushes her teeth.... I'm trying to raise the game here! A bidet? Stealth toilet that would get you round the discharge overboard dilemma? Ok, OK, who am I trying to kid? it's not much more than pissing in a fancy sink
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Post by Andyberg on Aug 26, 2016 6:49:59 GMT
A bidet? Stealth toilet that would get you round the discharge overboard dilemma? Ok, OK, who am I trying to kid? it's not much more than pissing in a fancy sink A good idea but as room is at a premium in most narrow boat washrooms, a urinal takes no additional floor space and thus top-trumps your idea. A bidet would be a be a good idea for these posh wide beam dwellers tho and handy for washing their feet also.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2016 7:00:13 GMT
It's just dawned on me. Bucket as per my original post, relocate Mrs Toothbrush to the galley. Job sorted
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Post by phil70 on Aug 26, 2016 7:18:39 GMT
Plastic milk bottle, can be tucked away out of sight of delicate female crew and the screw cap will contain odours. Can be discharged overboard at your leisure, ie when nobody is about. Phil
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2016 7:22:46 GMT
Plastic milk bottle, can be tucked away out of sight of delicate female crew and the screw cap will contain odours. Can be discharged overboard at your leisure, ie when nobody is about. Phil My Dad favours a lenor bottle, in built odour control
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Post by Andyberg on Aug 26, 2016 7:28:09 GMT
Plastic milk bottle, can be tucked away out of sight of delicate female crew and the screw cap will contain odours. Can be discharged overboard at your leisure, ie when nobody is about. Phil My Dad favours a lenor bottle, in built odour control Bit risky if you hide the Lenor bottle in the wash cupboard whilst leathered then use it for the laundry..., serious risk of piss stained 'whites'
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Post by kris on Aug 26, 2016 7:53:00 GMT
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Post by naughtyfox on Aug 26, 2016 8:02:25 GMT
The kids on my bus which drives down the River Viirre valley have brought a load of cows manure in with them and trampled it into the corridor mat this morning. The sun is shining and what a pong! I'm driving with my window open this afternoon, they can sit in their own stink!
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Post by phil70 on Aug 26, 2016 14:18:17 GMT
The kids on my bus which drives down the River Viirre valley have brought a load of cows manure in with them and trampled it into the corridor mat this morning. The sun is shining and what a pong! I'm driving with my window open this afternoon, they can sit in their own stink! Aw bless the little darlings. Phil
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Post by naughtyfox on Aug 26, 2016 14:32:21 GMT
It's actually just 2 naughty teenage boys. One with glasses and a squint - ugly fucker. The other one looks like the one in Hot Fuzz who was nicking stuff in the supermarket in the movie - this one also has an extra long peak to his baseball cap, and looks like a delinquent-loser. I went and gave them a bollocking this afternoon in front of all the other kids for deliberately spreading shit all over the mat and spraying the seats with deodorant. Goggles said it wasn't him, although he admitted sitting in the seat under which was spread more manure - then I remembered this git had stuffed loads of toilet paper down the loo in the bus I was driving 2 years ago on the Lohtaja Library Circuit (I used to take these country bumpkins to the library every second Tuesday evening but of course the sweet shop was their aim) - and I reminded him he had past form. Some of these teenagers need a good... (sadly this post had to be cut as it's before the 9 O'Clock watershed).
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