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Post by loafer on Aug 26, 2016 14:34:26 GMT
I just keep a 1 litre plastic jug by the sink. All male visitors are asked to wee in that. All ladies use the loo. A plastic milk bottle in me bed 'ole does away with all that getting up for a wee at 0430.
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Post by PaulG2 on Aug 26, 2016 16:33:41 GMT
Many pharmacies sell plastic hospital-style men's urinals for not much more than a couple quid. They hold about a liter, have a wide opening with an attached top, a convenient handle and can't be mistaken for anything else. You pop open the top, dangle your dick inside and pee away with no mess, fuss or bother. You can dump them down the sink or over the side as needed. I started using one in my bathroom because of the drought here in California and soon discovered that the bathroom toilet area stays a lot cleaner when me and my son aren't pissing in the toilet. This makes Mrs.G2 a lot happier, which translates to her walking around in the sheer lingerie I like so much more often, which makes me happier... all in all the best three bucks I ever spend. (They get kinda funky after about 4-6 months so you have to replace them regularly, but, it's only a couple quid.)
In terms of living on a boat, eliminating half the liquid from the loo is a big step in the right direction. The ladies can still sit and piss and feel all lady-like on a cleaner toilet in a cleaner bathroom that requires less maintenance - it's a win-win situation all the way around.
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Post by PaulG2 on Aug 26, 2016 16:43:58 GMT
I just keep a 1 litre plastic jug by the sink. All male visitors are asked to wee in that. All ladies use the loo. A plastic milk bottle in me bed 'ole does away with all that getting up for a wee at 0430. We were typing at the same time.... The actual urinals have about a 2.5" opening with a pop top that's attached, so you don't have to fiddle with a top that can get away from you. I find the milk jugs a bit too small to actually dangle your dong inside of them, and you really do have to dangle to ensure there is no "overspray". I have BPH (enlarged prostate), as do many men in their middle earlies and beyond, and having the urinal next to the bed is a godsend. When I have to pee at night, instead of having to traipse off to the loo. turn on the light, etc, etc, I can stand up, dangle in the urinal, pee and be back in bed without ever opening my eyes. It really makes a difference in the quality of sleep.
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Post by naughtyfox on Aug 26, 2016 16:57:33 GMT
I think this thread should be printed out and stuck on noticeboards in every Tesco's, Sainsbury's and Asda in the land. And a copy sent to Buckingham Palace.
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Post by naughtyfox on Aug 26, 2016 17:00:45 GMT
Oh dear, here we are for you:
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Post by quaysider on Aug 26, 2016 19:11:41 GMT
rofl - foxy that IS awful...
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Post by Mr Stabby on Aug 26, 2016 19:19:06 GMT
I just keep a 1 litre plastic jug by the sink. All male visitors are asked to wee in that. All ladies use the loo. A plastic milk bottle in me bed 'ole does away with all that getting up for a wee at 0430. Yea I have a piss in a plastic bottle, and afterwards I throw it away in a field, after all it's only what the cows and sheep do innit (apart from the plastic bottle bit).
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Post by twbm2 on Aug 27, 2016 14:46:01 GMT
On a practical note, speaking as someone wot has to keep urinals clean and fresh, conventional ones do need to be kept clean and flushed to avoid a pong. OK in a mains fed environment but not on a boat. If you decide to go ahead consider one of the water-less versions. For example www.waterlessurinals.co.uk/About-Waterless-Urinals/ .. and be prepared to be startled as to how much even the conventional ones cost. People who take the piss take the piss.
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Post by naughtyfox on Aug 27, 2016 15:00:17 GMT
You've been in the bogs at a motorway service station again, haven't you?
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Post by twbm2 on Aug 27, 2016 15:19:26 GMT
You've been in the bogs at a motorway service station again, haven't you? So it was you looking through the hole in the cubicle wall ....
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Post by tomsk on Aug 27, 2016 15:36:40 GMT
Has Kris updated us on his exciting new shitter project recently?
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Post by PaulG2 on Aug 27, 2016 15:41:24 GMT
Has Kris updated us on his exciting new shitter project recently? He's too busy swatting flies. Hasn't time to post.
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Post by tomsk on Aug 29, 2016 7:18:26 GMT
He as apparently has his morning 'turn-out in a box'.
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Post by kris on Aug 29, 2016 7:22:31 GMT
He as apparently has his morning 'turn-out in a box'. twat
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Post by tomsk on Aug 29, 2016 7:39:59 GMT
He as apparently has his morning 'turn-out in a box'. twat Please feedback your experiences re your 'shit in a box' facilities. Are you experiencing any operational difficulties?
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