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Post by Jim on Jan 31, 2020 9:07:28 GMT
You may think your jokes are the CREAM of the crop, Jim, but I'd put them on ICE if I were you. Hmm, I thought I said No Sauce!
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Post by lollygagger on Feb 1, 2020 9:31:53 GMT
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says, "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk." "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. " With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon. Every imaginable kind of cured pork. "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree." "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget." "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon? Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree." And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath, "Pepe, Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!" "Luis, Luis MI amigo, What ees it? " Pepe, Ees not a bacon tree. Ees, Ees, Ees, Ees, Ees, a ham bush!"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2020 15:57:10 GMT
It's the way you tell 'em.
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Post by lollygagger on Feb 1, 2020 19:08:01 GMT
It's the way you tell 'em. I'm here all week...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2020 19:16:35 GMT
Theese Mexican jokes really keel me.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Feb 5, 2020 10:08:37 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2020 10:11:35 GMT
Stunningly beautiful hair Rog
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Post by Jim on Feb 5, 2020 10:17:23 GMT
Theese Mexican jokes really keel me. It's OK, they don't want our badgers.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Feb 6, 2020 23:00:15 GMT
Stunningly beautiful hair Rog I agree, and I'm just bumping this as my intended target doesn't appear to have taken the bait yet.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2020 8:28:22 GMT
I'm not sure quaysider will appreciate the young lady Rog
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Post by Mr Stabby on Feb 7, 2020 10:10:09 GMT
I'm not sure quaysider will appreciate the young lady Rog I see what you did there.
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Post by quaysider on Feb 7, 2020 10:42:31 GMT
twunt! lol
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Post by Mr Stabby on Feb 7, 2020 22:41:22 GMT
BREAKING NEWS...
Phillip Schofield has quit his job with ITV because he has decided he prefers BBC.
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Post by bills on Feb 7, 2020 23:09:12 GMT
...and what a surprise that was.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Feb 7, 2020 23:44:25 GMT
So it took Phillp Schofield less than 60 seconds to find out the value of his car but 57 years to work out who he wanted to fuck?
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