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Joke Time
Jan 12, 2023 9:26:28 GMT
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Post by Jim on Jan 12, 2023 9:26:28 GMT
I needed a bit of a lift so phoned a well-known spiritual leader. It was rather a surprise when a strange-looking animal arrived at my door. Turns out I'd called Dial a Lama.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Mar 30, 2023 19:10:28 GMT
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Post by Aloysius on Mar 30, 2023 19:20:06 GMT
I needed a bit of a lift so phoned a well-known spiritual leader. It was rather a surprise when a strange-looking animal arrived at my door. Turns out I'd called Dial a Lama. Get off the stage
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Post by Jim on Apr 6, 2023 8:40:05 GMT
An old, blind man wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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