tomski
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Post by tomski on Apr 8, 2017 9:36:43 GMT
I'm a simple minded imbecile. Who is so indecisive I can't make a descision about anything without posting on an Internet forum asking for advice. So please help, should I buy a blue car or a red car? It's such a difficult descision I need help.
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Post by peterboat on Apr 8, 2017 9:44:19 GMT
go drown yourself we have plenty of trolls
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tomski
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Post by tomski on Apr 8, 2017 9:47:55 GMT
go drown yourself we have plenty of trolls now that's not very nice, but how should I drown myself, what would be the best way.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2017 9:55:22 GMT
go drown yourself we have plenty of trolls Top tip...don't feed Trolls...well unless they are funny and entertaining...
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Post by peterboat on Apr 8, 2017 10:06:59 GMT
go drown yourself we have plenty of trolls Top tip...don't feed Trolls...well unless they are funny and entertaining... TRUE but I have a spare millstone and some rope............
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tomski
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Post by tomski on Apr 8, 2017 10:21:15 GMT
But seriously I can't make my own mind up, should I buy a blue car or a red car. Please help.
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Post by phil70 on Apr 8, 2017 10:30:26 GMT
No, no, no, I quite like playing with Trolls, his choice of car should be 2 toned one, easy answer and as to how he should drown himself, well again my best advice would be to stand on his head in a suitable container (dustbins are good) and quietly wait till his drool dribbles out enough to cover his breathing orifices, job done. Phil
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Post by lollygagger on Apr 8, 2017 10:32:50 GMT
Red. They go faster, surely everyone knows that?
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Post by JohnV on Apr 8, 2017 10:36:56 GMT
Red. They go faster, surely everyone knows that? Only if they have blue "go faster" stripes
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Post by JohnV on Apr 8, 2017 10:37:57 GMT
Red. They go faster, surely everyone knows that? Only if they have blue "go faster" stripes Or was that blue with red "go faster" stripes ....... I can't decide
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2017 10:45:41 GMT
A glass car would be better. Everyone would drive more carefully and you would be able to see everyone as they are without hiding behind a colour!
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tomski
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Post by tomski on Apr 8, 2017 10:54:51 GMT
Thanks for all the help, so a red car is faster. Well I'm not bothered about going fast so maybe I'll get a blue one. I'm not sure I don't know, oh life is so hard having to make all these descision myself.
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Post by sandk on Apr 8, 2017 11:20:55 GMT
Get one of each colour, problem solved.
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Post by phil70 on Apr 8, 2017 12:15:37 GMT
Or come out and have a rainbow coloured car. Phil
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Post by bodger on Apr 8, 2017 12:15:54 GMT
Thanks for all the help, so a red car is faster. Well I'm not bothered about going fast so maybe I'll get a blue one. I'm not sure I don't know, oh life is so hard having to make all these descision myself. you're not even a humorous troll. take a lesson from your near namesake.
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