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Post by peterboat on Jan 15, 2020 17:28:05 GMT
Flappy was love struck and John decided that they would have to do something about it, John had a cunning plan Peter wasnt so sure but let him go with it "Oy Flappy" John said as Flappy turned to face John Peter hit him with a cricket bat! the problem was John hadnt explained it well and as John picked himself up from the floor he gave Peter a dark stare and said "him you twat not me" Flappy picked up on this and took the bat from Peter and advanced on John with a menacing look! Whilst this was going on Peter walked up to the metal lady and pressed the button on his ZPM.....................
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Post by loafer on Jan 17, 2020 21:44:57 GMT
Thats all complete bollocks, frankly, said Loafer. Get a grip on yourselves, and for fuck's sake get me a pint. I'm gagging.
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Post by JohnV on Jan 17, 2020 21:52:53 GMT
John and Flappy were whooping and hollering and dancing with glee. Peter and Taff peered round the door into the snug "What the hell is up with them?"He queried "Loafer's back replied the Coate Faerie with a grin "Drinks on the House" he announced,
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Post by loafer on Jan 17, 2020 22:51:47 GMT
Ooh blimey! I'd best tell Mrs Loafer that I've gone shopping. She'll be in stasis shock and immovable for about three hours, which should enable me to help get that thundrboat going again. I would be able to get away some time next week.
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Post by phil70 on Jan 18, 2020 8:27:52 GMT
Seeing his old mucker again prompted Flappy to apply for shoreleave with Mrs Flapppy. Failing to get the above mentioned leave would just kick off the " old, I'm just popping out, wont be long" ploy Kinnnel the thought of a Loafer led adventure had knocked all Dodecahedron thoughts clear into touch
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Post by phil70 on Jan 19, 2020 8:36:12 GMT
Actually what was the old Dodecahedron?
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Post by JohnV on Jan 19, 2020 9:57:15 GMT
"A Dodo's doodah ?" suggested John (not ever having heard of a rhetorical question)
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Post by phil70 on Jan 20, 2020 0:49:32 GMT
Well whatever it is, it seems to keep Metal Lady quiet even if she now talks to herself ( my precious)
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Post by peterboat on Jan 20, 2020 10:01:45 GMT
peter and the "metal Lady" were in a nice place somewhere they had been in the very recent past, Peter wasnt doing well getting met to hand over the red shiny thing so he employed Taff to sort it! Taff sidled up to the metal lady and cocked his leg onto her, with a screech she tried to launch Taff who was to quick by far, as she went to slap taff the red shiney thing flew out of her hand and Peter immediately hit the ZPM to return the three of them back to the bar." Loafer" shouted Met and immediately gave him a cuddle, he was extracted from her grasp by the gang before he was crushed with love, John explained it was the after effects of losing the red shiny thing, Flappy gave Loafer and Met dark stares as his previous love galavanted with another!
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Post by phil70 on Jan 20, 2020 23:31:14 GMT
Flappy said "Huh, now I know the worst HAS come, ousted by a mangy dog, I reckon it's time to get my tool kit and do a bit of fettling" "JOHN!! where shall I start" John resisted saying at the beginning and confined himself to non-committal grunting. Flappy took the grunt to mean assent and set to with a chuffing big hammer. With nothing in particular in mind Flappy just spent his time making a din while knocking 7 bells out some complaining steel work. After a couple of hours Flappy felt better and had forgotten why he had been so mad
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Post by metanoia on Jan 24, 2020 20:02:52 GMT
"Clang", clanked the MetalWoman. "OOOh Peter, you are awful - but I LIKE you! What DO you think I am? ? A Femme Metale? ZPM us back to those warmer climes while we all sort this out, please …. While we're there perhaps your topless and bottomless waitress can replace Mrs BB's missing lashes and help us locate Patty and her handbag?"
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Post by JohnV on Jan 25, 2020 6:58:10 GMT
Patty was not a happy bunny, She had paid for and expected a luxury long distance luxury cruise but the minute she had stepped onto the gangway she had been subjected to an incredibly slick trap.
Smoothly and expertly she had been separated from her baggage including her handbag by a crowd of smiling, charming and attentive porters and escorted down a luxurious corridor and suddenly pushed through a door into a tiny cabin containing a wooden bench and the end of a very large and heavy oar.
Her attention was attracted to a large list of instructions fixed to the bulkhead.
100 strokes of the oar could purchase a glass of water 200 strokes of the oar could purchase a slice of bread
She hastened to the bottom of the list
5000 strokes of the oar could purchase a glass of Merlot
Her shriek of rage made even hardened crewmembers blench "That Peter must be at the bottom of this" she howled "When I get my hands on him ........" the rest morphed into a kind of screaming gargle kind of noise
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Post by peterboat on Jan 28, 2020 20:31:37 GMT
Peter and Met ZPM to Capri Peter knew that Met just want ed the red shiny thing,they collected all the stuff on Mrs BBs list but they couldnt find Patty? Peter pulled out the real gadget from Santa to find people, he entered Pattys details and she turned up in the middle of the sea in the Caribbean, Met told Peter to locate the handbag, he couldnt find it but decided that Taff could. Taff faded and then reappeared seconds later with the bag less the snacks, Peter shook his head in wonder at how Taff did it. Met rummaged through the bag and found a ticket for a luxury cruise which explained her absence but not why she didnt have her handbag. Met decided that it was time for the gang to act and find out what had happened to Patty after a Chianti or two though................
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Post by phil70 on Jan 28, 2020 23:18:20 GMT
Flappy and John answered the call to arms (after a fashion which entailed a lot of stretching and scratching plus some prolonged yawning) As the gruesome twosome wandered along a sharp shriek from Met had them on their toes and they were soon ready for action. Flappy had his toolbag in one hand and a flagon of Gruntfuttocks in the other. John settled for a flagon in each hand (he knew Flappy would lend him any tools he might need) John asked Peter if they were taking the Thunder Punt, Peter nodded and the 2 boys let our a WOO-HOO!!! And fired up the mighty Lister which now whistled as well as roared due to the Gazza Turbo which they had fitted
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Post by peterboat on Jan 30, 2020 23:13:55 GMT
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