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Post by Trina on Jul 22, 2020 22:10:38 GMT
Mrs B B watched what was going on with the gravy stained cat.She was unable to join in as she'd eaten all the Dreamies she'd found nearby.Jolly tasty they were too !😋
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Post by JohnV on Jul 23, 2020 7:45:31 GMT
John smiled and waving at the bar person thingy he pointed to Mrs B B's bucket, Patty's glass and his and Flappy's flagons and held out the plastic card he had aquired from his Thai betting syndicate friends for introducing them to some new customers.
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Post by phil70 on Jul 23, 2020 9:32:58 GMT
Flappy sat patiently for his flagon refill and mused that all the dross we post on TB which is actually humour and pretty amusing would get us all banned if it were the Dark Side, so glad we live here.
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Post by patty on Jul 23, 2020 11:43:02 GMT
Fortunately Patty had the key to a store cupboard where she kept excess essentials such as snackeroos for her 4 legged friends and was soon able to replenish her bag. She really didn't think Mrs BB ought to eat as many since a little added extra ingredient calmed down the Gravy Stained cat nicely.........
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Post by phil70 on Jul 23, 2020 13:37:17 GMT
Flappy thought "so how come Mrs BB is looking a bit sort of well out of it and how come she seems to really really like Dreamies" Mrs BB had been seen running through walls and performing sky high somersaults just to get a Dreamie. Flappy thought he would approach Patty and put the question to her (provided she kept a grip on the Gravy Stained Cat) Mysterious times all round at the moment
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Post by Trina on Jul 23, 2020 15:33:43 GMT
Who cares what's going on ? I just feel soooooo verrrrrry happppppy !😁
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Post by patty on Jul 23, 2020 18:53:31 GMT
Patty wondered if her tweaked Dreamies could be marketed and mass produced.... A World full of happy people.......what a wonderful idea well maybe, or just maybe time for another Merlot moment... Patty sat pondering.......
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Post by peterboat on Aug 11, 2020 13:59:49 GMT
Sodding Russian Peter fumed, stole my Vaccine from the future and selling it as theirs! Peter had freely given it to the countries of the world, so nobody had to buy it mmm he thought time for a bit of revenge and as long as he could muster up the gang who all seemed sparked out perhaps they could have another adventure?
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Post by phil70 on Oct 4, 2020 22:09:25 GMT
Flappy yawned and decided to have a good scratch as it always seemed to help. He was pondering on the last couple of months and had come to the conclusion that all this covid thing seemed to be rooted with selfish people. If only they would take it seriously and stick to the rules we would be so much better off. And now the idiots are at it again with their panic buying, didn't they learn anything from the last time. The supermarkets were once again having to limit the amounts that people bought, for pitys sake how can one family get through 27 toilet rolls in a week, only if the head cook is really crap I suppose. Flappy felt the need for taking some decisive action and looked to the rest of the crew for some inspiration
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Post by JohnV on Oct 5, 2020 1:55:43 GMT
"Inspiration" thought John "could do with some of that myself" This Covwotsit business had really screwed up his year as well. He had just got himself nicely ensconced with a very small group to try and drag a friends place into the 20th century (21st being a bit too optimistic even for John) and blow me if it didn't all start kicking off again. The next customer was bringing in his own team of workers and John was not going to be around while they were there.
Still another spot of self isolashunning might mean that the neglected punt might get some of the attention it was needing. There was that new set of doors for the front hatchway needing making, if the same degree of urgency that was used as with the building of the "bridge of sighs" walkway, that should take him through the dark of the winter.
John wasn't feeling too depressed, he had spent a happy couple of hours watching attempts at rescuing a partially sunk jetski from the river after it had hit a lump of debris in the water ..... it was always good watching Karma in action
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Post by patty on Oct 5, 2020 6:52:05 GMT
The winter nights were drawing in as the regulars drifted back to the bar.... An adventure would see them through the long cold dark nights They could and they would set their world to rights The bar would soon become their social bubble And maybe keep them out of too much trouble A white wolf slunk in through the door At Pattys feet it lay on the floor..........
Patty smiled and introduced her new best buddy that she'd 'acquired' at a Wolf Sanctuary during her travels abroad....her handbag brimmed with all sorts of exciting gadgets and 'must haves'...she was all set.. "Large Merlot please..whose paying?"
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Post by peterboat on Oct 5, 2020 12:01:31 GMT
Taff was horrified at the sight of the wolf, Hugo the attack French Bulldog ran up to it and started to fuss the wolf whilst Taff armed his collar mounted blaster! Patty realised with horror that her pet wolf had seconds to live unless she acted! Quick as a flash she grabbed some treats from her handbag and threw them at the 3 animals the situation was quickly defused and soon all 3 were firm friends
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Post by phil70 on Oct 5, 2020 13:43:36 GMT
But Patty had forgotten about Mrs BB who having caught a whiff of Dreamies headed straight to the canine crush and launched herself into the fray. It was not a pretty sight, there were dogs and wolves flying all over the bar as Mrs BB set about snaffling any and all Dreamies that Patty had scattered
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Post by Trina on Oct 5, 2020 17:21:15 GMT
Mrs BB finished off the Dreamies & a variety of very tasty doggie treats.She decided that as she now had a shiny coat & a cold nose,she deserved a bucket of Rusty Rats Tail & a chair to curl up on for a nap afterwards...
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Post by phil70 on Oct 5, 2020 19:46:05 GMT
And so it was...... Mrs BB quietly snoozing while hanging on to her bucket, but her nostrils constantly switched awaiting a wake up call from the aroma of..... Dreamies
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