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Post by JohnV on Dec 6, 2020 7:42:15 GMT
Seeing Phil gazing introspectively into a tankard of Gruntfuttocks finest, John patted his old mate on the shoulder and whispered in his ear "don't worry, I have a plan, a very cunning plan"
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Post by patty on Dec 6, 2020 9:02:03 GMT
Seeing 'thinking drinking' in progress Patty wandered up....... "Mines a large..... The white wolf fixed the defenceless duo with its gaze as Flappy hastily ordered a "Large Merlot' Patty decided the time had come to hear all their plans and then tell them what they were doing.......
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Post by Trina on Dec 6, 2020 11:42:49 GMT
Mrs BB crawled up to the bar,"Bucket of Rusty Rats Tail with a long straw-don't care who pays as long as it's not me". She was never going to filch,eat or look at Dreamies ever again...😖
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Post by JohnV on Dec 6, 2020 13:32:19 GMT
John looked round and seeing the condition of Mrs BB, decided not to say anything but just turned back and signalled to the barpersonthingy to put it on his tab.
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Post by phil70 on Dec 6, 2020 23:28:15 GMT
Flappy just made this observation "a very wise choice old friend" and stood back
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Post by patty on Dec 7, 2020 7:46:11 GMT
Patty wondered where Metal woman and Peter were and when the meeting was gonna start and when she'd learn what daft idea the boys thought would be good for this year... All this wondering required yet more Merlot and the barthingyperson refilled her glass 'on the house'(Flappy's tab)......
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Post by peterboat on Dec 7, 2020 20:29:14 GMT
Peter had finally found Taff, the little browny/black wolf was with him Peter watched the footage from both cameras and decided that Patty needed to see it, he hit the transmit button and sure enough Patty was on the scene in seconds with a large glass of merlot in hand. Peter didnt have to explain the film was enough, her only words were "are you sure its those two?"Peter nodded and showed the other footage of John redoctering the dreamies around the edge. Patty was furious and demanded that the dogs took her to the dreamies shed, she instructed Peter on arrival to teleport them and the dreamies back to the bar, which Peter did, the look on Johns face was a picture as they and the dreamies materialised in the bar, Flappy wisely did a runner as soon as he saw Pattys very angry face.................................
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Post by JohnV on Dec 7, 2020 21:01:55 GMT
john was watching them arrive in the bar mirror and simply pressed the red button on the remote in his pocket .... and smiled as all the dreamies disapeared along with all the video equipment ..... "that'll larn Peter to go off gallivanting down to the smoke travelling from a level three zone tut! tut! and taking his eye off the ball" John sipped his Gruntfuttocks and watched the consternation on Peter's face
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Post by phil70 on Dec 7, 2020 22:12:38 GMT
Flappy regained his breath following his quick scamper to the secret cabin in the Thunder Punt, the location was known to only himself and John. The site was covered in multiple layers of security and was tighter than Fort Knox. Once inside Flappy set to and arranged the Dreamies as needed and disassembled the video equipment and ensured it would remain so by "secret" methods
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Post by phil70 on Dec 8, 2020 10:06:57 GMT
Now Flappy took time to select the best "secret" method to disable the video equipment, he rolled out his toolkit on the floor, this consisted of a huge array of HAMMERS, as Flappy was at great pains to explain to anybody interested were all you needed to fix anything, only one rule applied and that was if you bang it in make sure you had a bigger hammer to knock lt out again Flappy stood back, took a big breath and went for the sledge hammer. He swung it high and brought it down hard, he was rewarded with a satisfying crunch followed by a wonderful shower of assorted "bits" Twice more he struck out and stood back satisfied that his work was done. Now to find John
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Post by patty on Dec 8, 2020 20:49:02 GMT
Patty was never quite sure what Flappy and John thought they were doing when they attempted to follow through half baked ideas.... Communication was key to every successful venture and it was about time they told her what on earth they were up to...... She had a yen for an adventure..and if they hadn't got one in mind she knew just what she'd do....Time waits for no man.... 'Come on Freya' .....'find Flappy'............
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Post by JohnV on Dec 8, 2020 21:19:04 GMT
John spotted a patch of pale gold fur moving sneakily towards him and hastily slid the half restored Holman projector out of sight. Possibly not necessary he thought, it was very unlikely anyone seeing one of these crazy looking devices would have the vaguest idea of what it was. He had been very lucky finding a surplus shop with a load of these strange objects lurking on a back shelf. They were a perfect way of fixing Big Red without any injury to people or animals .... that should apeal to Patty but she was a strange charackter carachter type and you could never tell which way she would jump.
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Post by peterboat on Dec 9, 2020 9:43:57 GMT
Oh well thought Peter more drastic action required, he walked up to john tapped him on the shoulder stood back and pressed the red button! Johns face was a picture as he faded away John appeared in Big Reds lair who was waiting for him with a very nice elves uniform, in the meantime Flappy was been dragged back to the bar by two big dogs, he wasnt happy to say the least Peter tapped his shoulder and again pressed the red button sending him to join John with Big red, what surprised both of them is that they like the terminator arrived naked in Big reds lair which is why the elves uniforms were required, Big red had said it was better that way saved any contraband arriving where it wasnt needed. Patty fixed Peter with a steely gaze looked at the two piles of belonging on the floor and said "was that needed Peter" Peter cleared his throat and said " they were going to ruin Christmas for my grandkids and all the other kids in the world" Patty handed Peter a Lemonchello "they dont understand Peter" Peter smiled and said "they do now" Patty however was preoccupied with going through the goodies from the two piles of clothing...........
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Post by JohnV on Dec 9, 2020 10:21:48 GMT
John blew his top, kicked Big Red in the nuts, grabbed the Christmas Fairy round the throat. Hurling himself into the sleigh he screamed at the top of his voice. "Do as I say or the Fairy gets it"
Within seconds the gibbering elves had produced a bound and gagged Peter and two thrashing sacks full of dogs and handed Peters big red button over to Flappy who had been round an done a quick wipe of all the naughty or nice computer records (why should a momentry lapse be penalised) and a presentation bottle of extra special Christmas spirit which had been promised to Strangely Brown for the special training he had given them for their mission (He had good reason to assist having been on the naughty list a few times)
As they leaped out of the sleigh with their spoils of war, John dived over to Flappy's pocket toolkit, snatching it from Patty's hands, he seized the largest Hammer and delicately re adjusted Peter's big red button.
"Phew" he said as he turned to Flappy "I thought we were gonners for a second, didn't think that Peter would leave our clothes and the remote red button behind" He grabbed his trousers off the pile of clothes on the floor and ignoring the "Coooeee" coming from the corner of the bar where Mrs BB was sat, donned them and checked their contents were all there. He was in luck the disreputable state of them had meant Patty had left investigating them till last and the contents were untouched.
He then stared in horror at the Holman projectors, the range and aiming guides had been stripped off them and turned into some sort of climbing frame for grand children .... all that work to do again !!!
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Post by peterboat on Dec 9, 2020 12:22:24 GMT
Just as John started work he noticed his hand were see through, cobblers he said as he and Flappy arrived back at Big red toy factory worse his feet were in quick setting concrete! Peter and Big Red were smiling at them as they fitted the manacles to their wrists Flappy looked at John mouthing the words "we are in the S**t this time" Peter thanked Big Red as he handed his Christmas list over to Big re., Peter had the USB stick with the recording of how badly the little white wolf had been treated, Patty would not enjoy watching that! Big Red gave Peter his new watch as a pre Christmas present and left the two hapless mariners to the tender mercies of the Christmas fairy who looked delighted as she swished her wand around! Dont worry boys she cooed as she zapped them both with 50 000 volts I wont leave a mark where it can be seen. Big red was massaging his nether regions and let the Christmas fairy know he didnt care how much she hurt them...................
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