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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2018 10:11:16 GMT
Moored the boat over the xmas break at Stoke golding on the Ashby canal, lovely little spot, on the bend, nice walk up to the village, three pubs, indian, shop, no main roads... Went to the other half's and left the boat for a week, got back and discovered a rat had chewed a hole through the front door, inch thick solid wood!
Little shit had had a right rummage round the boat, chewed a lot of bottles, shit on my bed, had a go on my toofbrush.
Luckily no food on board so it buggered off again.
Only when i looked around on th ebank did i notice a shit load of salad and bread rotting away where the lovely villagers bring their snotty little kids and feed the hoards of ducks, leaving more food on the floor than the ducks actually eat.
Now need new front doors, new mattress, bedding and a good clean all through, toofbrush still has half the bristles so might be alright.
Parents should take their kids to the zoo and feed the monkeys!
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Post by thebfg on Jan 8, 2018 10:19:06 GMT
Im no chippy but would using a hole saw and make a bigger circle in the door and then glue in a new bit of wood and paint over be ok.
Clean everything where you think it may of gone. They have poor bladders and piss everywhere.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2018 10:36:23 GMT
My dad has made me a new set anyway last year, i just need to paint and fit now.
Going to clean from top to bottom this weekend, been at the other half's since.
Would be nice to show those that feed the ducks, what impact it has when the ducks dont eat the curly fucking kale they throw on the floor.
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Post by thebfg on Jan 8, 2018 10:44:05 GMT
My dad has made me a new set anyway last year, i just need to paint and fit now. Going to clean from top to bottom this weekend, been at the other half's since. Would be nice to show those that feed the ducks, what impact it has when the ducks dont eat the curly fucking kale they throw on the floor. Dump all the rubbish in a pile with a big poster next to it explaining why it's there |
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Post by patty on Jan 8, 2018 12:32:14 GMT
We get rats running everywhere as one of my neighbours sticks so much bread and other c... out that everything comes to eat ..its never all eaten and she then chucks it in the compost heap to fester....she then puts poison down and I find deceased vermin to clear up...they were in our roof space but think they've gone as i don't hear them scurrying.....I have put poison up there as I don't want to meet one in the house...Hate rats...
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jan 8, 2018 14:13:38 GMT
I leave peanut butter out for the rats... they absolutely love it, right up until the moment when the kill bar comes flying down and snaps the little fuckers' necks.
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Post by Telemachus on Jan 8, 2018 14:39:32 GMT
I leave peanut butter out for the rats... they absolutely love it, right up until the moment when the kill bar comes flying down and snaps the little fuckers' necks. You are slacking. When I was a student, I shared a house with a guy who fancied himself as a Buddhist in that he wouldn’t kill anything. Well that was up until the point that the kitchen mice ate the bottom of his breakfast cereal packet such that when he picked it up, the contents fell out of the bottom. He then became determined to kill it, but humanely and he didn’t like the idea of traps or poison. So he stayed up one night, motionless for hours holding a large kitchen knife over the mouse hole. Eventually it came out and he stabbed it - dead. Now THAT is how you should be killing your rodents! |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2018 15:27:47 GMT
How many wars have been caused by Buddhist's?
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Post by Telemachus on Jan 8, 2018 15:30:30 GMT
How many wars have been caused by Buddhist's? Wars - not sure, but they are certainly participating in genocide in Myanmar, or at best Ethnic Cleansing. Not really the fluffy peaceable lot they like to make out they are! |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2018 15:52:35 GMT
How many wars have been caused by Buddhist's? Wars - not sure, but they are certainly participating in genocide in Myanmar, or at best Ethnic Cleansing. Not really the fluffy peaceable lot they like to make out they are! Agreed. Not quite on the same scale as other religions though. |
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jan 8, 2018 16:29:06 GMT
Anyway, Buddhism and 'load of old Bollocks' both begin with B. Surely "load of old bollocks" begins with L? |
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Post by bodger on Jan 9, 2018 9:13:10 GMT
Moored the boat over the xmas break at Stoke golding on the Ashby canal, lovely little spot, on the bend, nice walk up to the village, three pubs, indian, shop, no main roads... Went to the other half's and left the boat for a week, got back and discovered a rat had chewed a hole through the front door, inch thick solid wood! Little shit had had a right rummage round the boat, chewed a lot of bottles, shit on my bed, had a go on my toofbrush. Luckily no food on board so it buggered off again. Only when i looked around on th ebank did i notice a shit load of salad and bread rotting away where the lovely villagers bring their snotty little kids and feed the hoards of ducks, leaving more food on the floor than the ducks actually eat. Now need new front doors, new mattress, bedding and a good clean all through, toofbrush still has half the bristles so might be alright. Parents should take their kids to the zoo and feed the monkeys! I have it on good information that Mrs Tabby is in fact sub-human, as in 1/12 full size, and attacks unoccupied boats by stabbing her miniature knife through the front doors. Why do armless rodents always get the blame? |
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