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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2018 22:55:52 GMT
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Post by Mr Stabby on Dec 18, 2018 4:54:38 GMT
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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Post by naughtyfox on Dec 18, 2018 5:10:36 GMT
No idea. Next, please.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Dec 18, 2018 5:14:06 GMT
What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?
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Oh deer !
Dec 18, 2018 5:39:45 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2018 5:39:45 GMT
Dead?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2018 8:09:04 GMT
What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving? Still no idea...well chuffed??
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Post by Clinton Cool on Dec 18, 2018 8:36:12 GMT
People do get soppy about animals, don't they. I was out with family at a Chinese restaurant on Sunday. Part of the so called banquet was 'crispy duck'. Quite how they get away with calling it crispy in these days of the trades description act I don't know. It was certainly greasy, oily and fatty but crispy? Anyway we weren't the only ones, families all around us, with kids of all ages, were eagerly tucking into 'crispy' duck.
Now then, if I went down to the local park where the kiddies like to feed these murderous creatures and bagged one for dinner I'm pretty sure all hell would break loose. It's likely that police would be involved, local papers, it would cause one hell of a stir. But all I would have done is facilitate a nice happy family meal, just like the ones I witnessed in the Chinese restaurant on Sunday
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Post by Mr Stabby on Dec 18, 2018 10:03:32 GMT
What do you call a deer with no eyes which isn't moving whose best friend is a giraffe?
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Post by waldamar on Dec 18, 2018 10:16:03 GMT
I always sing "Bright eyes" when skinning/gutting rabbits...................................
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Post by JohnV on Dec 18, 2018 12:00:47 GMT
lapin aux pruneaux, dribble dribble
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Post by Jim on Dec 18, 2018 12:36:48 GMT
What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
Still no idea?
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Post by naughtyfox on Dec 18, 2018 15:27:08 GMT
lapin aux pruneaux, dribble dribble
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Post by naughtyfox on Dec 18, 2018 15:30:08 GMT
Ask me if I'm an Orange. Are you an orange? No.
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Post by Jim on Dec 18, 2018 15:40:28 GMT
Ask me if I'm an Orange. Are you an orange? No. Well, that one doesn't appeal to me. Perhaps you are just Gingger?
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Oh deer !
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2018 17:02:58 GMT
What do you call a deer with no eyes which isn't moving whose best friend is a giraffe? I don't know, what do you call a deer with no eyes which isn't moving whose best friend is a giraffe?
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