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Feb 12, 2019 20:50:25 GMT
Post by naughtyfox on Feb 12, 2019 20:50:25 GMT
Amanda Redman - or Marianne Faithfull? Marianne Faithfull - or Amanda Redman?
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Feb 13, 2019 6:58:12 GMT
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Post by Jim on Feb 13, 2019 6:58:12 GMT
Nothing like Marianne. Next time you are over try Specsavers. Obviously nothing to beat them in Finland.
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Feb 13, 2019 7:52:16 GMT
Post by naughtyfox on Feb 13, 2019 7:52:16 GMT
Same kind of eyes, same kind of noses. Amanda just needs to vist McD and stuff down 100 Big Macs and there'll be no difference at all.
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Feb 13, 2019 8:16:51 GMT
Post by Clinton Cool on Feb 13, 2019 8:16:51 GMT
Deffo couldn't have been a Mars ice cream bar. π― It could have been if it was stuck up my ex-wife's fanny, it would have stayed frozen indefinitely. Several would have been needed with mine, wedged in like, stop them falling out.
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Feb 13, 2019 19:50:51 GMT
Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2019 19:50:51 GMT
Don't want to be judgemental ................ but ................
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Feb 13, 2019 19:55:46 GMT
Post by Mr Stabby on Feb 13, 2019 19:55:46 GMT
Don't want to be judgemental ................ but ................ No, come on, spit it out. Better out than in. Say your thing.
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Feb 13, 2019 20:00:13 GMT
Post by naughtyfox on Feb 13, 2019 20:00:13 GMT
"Well I have a few stories. I'll settle for telling you about the time I decided that it would be fun to eat a Mars Bar out of my (now ex-)wife's snatch. I basically made two crucial mistakes overall. First, I used a King Size Mars Bar. Second, I'd had a big dinner that night. As you can imagine, it had taken a bit of persuading to get the missus to try something this unusual in the first place, but losing my appetite halfway through ... there are no words to cover the embarrassing silence while you are scooping rapidly melting chocolate out of your wife's vagina with your fingers. You would think we would have learned after the banana incident."
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Feb 13, 2019 20:28:28 GMT
Post by patty on Feb 13, 2019 20:28:28 GMT
"Well I have a few stories. I'll settle for telling you about the time I decided that it would be fun to eat a Mars Bar out of my (now ex-)wife's snatch. I basically made two crucial mistakes overall. First, I used a King Size Mars Bar. Second, I'd had a big dinner that night. As you can imagine, it had taken a bit of persuading to get the missus to try something this unusual in the first place, but losing my appetite halfway through ... there are no words to cover the embarrassing silence while you are scooping rapidly melting chocolate out of your wife's vagina with your fingers. You would think we would have learned after the banana incident." jeepers ..there r no words....
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Feb 13, 2019 21:13:11 GMT
Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2019 21:13:11 GMT
At least we have been spared the pineapple incident.
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Feb 13, 2019 21:19:39 GMT
Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2019 21:19:39 GMT
(that shut them up]
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Feb 13, 2019 21:21:07 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2019 21:21:07 GMT
I find it all rather coarse.
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Feb 13, 2019 21:21:07 GMT
Post by patty on Feb 13, 2019 21:21:07 GMT
I'm lost...but I don't need telling thanks..... I'll live in ignorance....
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Feb 13, 2019 21:33:29 GMT
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Post by Trina on Feb 13, 2019 21:33:29 GMT
I just don't want to have any mental images corrupting my mind...π΅π³
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Feb 14, 2019 6:28:09 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2019 6:28:09 GMT
"Well I have a few stories. I'll settle for telling you about the time I decided that it would be fun to eat a Mars Bar out of my (now ex-)wife's snatch. I basically made two crucial mistakes overall. First, I used a King Size Mars Bar. Second, I'd had a big dinner that night. As you can imagine, it had taken a bit of persuading to get the missus to try something this unusual in the first place, but losing my appetite halfway through ... there are no words to cover the embarrassing silence while you are scooping rapidly melting chocolate out of your wife's vagina with your fingers. You would think we would have learned after the banana incident." βA Mars a day helps you work, rest and explore new sexual fetishesβ.....no Iβm sure it wasnβt that?! Has anyone else wondered whether Foxy uses quotes to make us think itβs not his words or experience? Come on Foxy, whereβs your reference eh? Second thoughts.....yuk....
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Feb 14, 2019 7:05:31 GMT
Post by patty on Feb 14, 2019 7:05:31 GMT
"Well I have a few stories. I'll settle for telling you about the time I decided that it would be fun to eat a Mars Bar out of my (now ex-)wife's snatch. I basically made two crucial mistakes overall. First, I used a King Size Mars Bar. Second, I'd had a big dinner that night. As you can imagine, it had taken a bit of persuading to get the missus to try something this unusual in the first place, but losing my appetite halfway through ... there are no words to cover the embarrassing silence while you are scooping rapidly melting chocolate out of your wife's vagina with your fingers. You would think we would have learned after the banana incident." βA Mars a day helps you work, rest and explore new sexual fetishesβ.....no Iβm sure it wasnβt that?! Has anyone else wondered whether Foxy uses quotes to make us think itβs not his words or experience? Come on Foxy, whereβs your reference eh? Second thoughts.....yuk.... best not to encourage ....
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