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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2019 9:32:23 GMT
I've been helping someone clear a secondhand narrow boat and we have come across a collection of old porn mags stashed away.
They are a bit damp and I realise this sort of thing has been superseded by modern tech but just in case there is a collector here ?
Reserve the right to keep them or sell them elsewhere so availability is not guaranteed.
Some of them are a bit damp what with being on a boat.
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Post by wellyftw on Apr 17, 2019 10:11:05 GMT
Some of them are a bit damp what with being on a boat. How have the others become a bit damp?
Perhaps I shouldn't ask.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2019 10:16:33 GMT
We believe it was a leaky shurflo pump.
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Post by wellyftw on Apr 17, 2019 10:29:31 GMT
We believe it was a leaky shurflo pump. Of course!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2019 10:40:18 GMT
We believe it was a leaky shurflo pump. Was it dripping or squirting?
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Post by Jim on Apr 17, 2019 10:40:38 GMT
Sorry, I missed that, come again?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2019 10:48:36 GMT
We believe it was a leaky shurflo pump. Was it dripping or squirting? Oozing around the join as usual.
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Post by naughtyfox on Apr 17, 2019 14:19:53 GMT
"I was perusing the “Recently Featured” section on Pornhub and noticed that several of the performers were labelled as ”British……”. Looking at the “taster clips”, I was struck by what a bunch of Mingers they all looked to be. Tattooed,hard-faced, multi-pierced, out-of-condition trollops in the main.
Now I’m not expecting them to all look innocent and sweet, and the odd tattoo on a tart doesn’t bother me, but compared to other nationalities of porn stars,it seems that Britain leads the world in producing cheap looking slappers. I wouldn’t care, but some of them would have been far bonnier without all the ink and stud work.
I’ll happily watch most porn, but if these British “stars” refuse to smarten themselves up, they’ll discover that this is one old Twat who won’t be leering at their contortions."
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Post by patty on Apr 17, 2019 17:21:26 GMT
Another blokey thread....
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2019 19:51:45 GMT
my last post
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Post by phil70 on Apr 17, 2019 19:59:16 GMT
What, on this thread or for ever? just asking, only glanced at this thread as the title may well have bèen a red herring, as it's not I shall just click on something else. Phil
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2019 22:22:36 GMT
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Post by patty on Apr 18, 2019 5:32:04 GMT
I take these surveys with pinch of salt..... I do not watch porn... The women who do may not find a boating forum full of old codgers rocks their boat... So for this forum..this thread..IMO..is a blokey thread....maybe I should use more words to clarify my comments
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Post by naughtyfox on Apr 18, 2019 7:11:13 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2019 7:48:22 GMT
I assumed "my last post" was some obscure jovial sex innuendo but I am not getting it.
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