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Job for a boating couple Jan 30, 2020 15:08:43 GMT via mobile peterboat likes this

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Post by Jim on Jan 30, 2020 15:08:43 GMT

Tim and Pru hang up their windlasses.
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7945379/Alzheimers-stricken-Prunella-Scales-husband-Timothy-West-QUIT-Great-Canal-Journeys.html

Any of the Pairings here fancy a go? Obviously if one member needs hours of make-up beforehand to cover an eye blemish it might not go down well. Nick and Jeff in full Highland garb could be cool. Nick wittering, Jeff working.

Last Edit: Jan 30, 2020 15:44:40 GMT by Jim

NB Bittern's Boom, 32ft Narrowboat reg'd 1968, moored on the highest mooring on the network.

Mr Stabby Super Member By far the most intelligent of the Thunderboat forum's internet stalkers. Posts: 21,935	Job for a boating couple Jan 30, 2020 15:18:52 GMT naughtyfox, peterboat, and 3 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Mr Stabby on Jan 30, 2020 15:18:52 GMT What??? I find this very difficult to believe. I mean, Jim reading the Daily Mail?
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Job for a boating couple Jan 30, 2020 15:39:01 GMT via mobile

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Post by Jim on Jan 30, 2020 15:39:01 GMT

Jan 30, 2020 15:18:52 GMT Mr Stabby said:

What???

I find this very difficult to believe.

I mean, Jim reading the Daily Mail?

Nah, even worserer, CWDF, then pinching and posting links without even reading them. 😋

Are you and Shania applying?

NB Bittern's Boom, 32ft Narrowboat reg'd 1968, moored on the highest mooring on the network.

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Job for a boating couple Jan 30, 2020 16:08:50 GMT JohnV, metanoia, and 1 more like this

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Post by Mr Stabby on Jan 30, 2020 16:08:50 GMT

Jan 30, 2020 15:39:01 GMT Jim said:

Jan 30, 2020 15:18:52 GMT Mr Stabby said:

What???

I find this very difficult to believe.

I mean, Jim reading the Daily Mail?

Are you and Shania applying?

No, I think she's a bit too quiet. Apart from the occasional hissing noise.

Tony Dunkley is a first class engineer, semi-retired now, but a lifetime of experience, and Works trained at Listers. You could not do better.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Job for a boating couple Jan 30, 2020 16:12:07 GMT via mobile peterboat likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2020 16:12:07 GMT And modest I believe. She doesn't have an overinflated ego.

Jim Super Member I'm a handsome gutless invertebrate. Posts: 15,942	Job for a boating couple Jan 30, 2020 17:35:50 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Jim on Jan 30, 2020 17:35:50 GMT Jan 30, 2020 16:12:07 GMT @someboater said: And modest I believe. She doesn't have an overinflated ego. She often leaves Mr Stabby out of puff and breathless too.
	NB Bittern's Boom, 32ft Narrowboat reg'd 1968, moored on the highest mooring on the network.

Mr Stabby Super Member By far the most intelligent of the Thunderboat forum's internet stalkers. Posts: 21,935	Job for a boating couple Jan 30, 2020 18:32:19 GMT phil70, peterboat, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Mr Stabby on Jan 30, 2020 18:32:19 GMT The last time me and Shania got really "down and dirty", I gave her a love bite and she farted and flew out of the window.
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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Job for a boating couple Jan 30, 2020 18:46:10 GMT phil70, peterboat, and 5 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2020 18:46:10 GMT Although a youtube channel about a fat bloke chugging up and down the cut spouting bollocks with an inflatable sex doll for company has 'internet sensation' written all over it.

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Job for a boating couple Jan 30, 2020 18:48:36 GMT

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Post by naughtyfox on Jan 30, 2020 18:48:36 GMT

Jan 30, 2020 18:46:10 GMT @nemesis said:

Although a youtube channel about a fat bloke chugging up and down the cut spouting bollocks with an inflatable sex doll for company has 'internet sensation' written all over it.

Ah! You have just reminded me that I'm supposed to be making a video this evening....! It's an experiment. But almost my bed time....

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Trina Long Standing Member Posts: 4,953	Job for a boating couple Jan 30, 2020 19:49:42 GMT via mobile JohnV, Jim, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Trina on Jan 30, 2020 19:49:42 GMT Bedtime,experimental video...😖Nooooooo

Mr Stabby Super Member By far the most intelligent of the Thunderboat forum's internet stalkers. Posts: 21,935	Job for a boating couple Jan 30, 2020 19:54:15 GMT JohnV, thebfg, and 4 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Mr Stabby on Jan 30, 2020 19:54:15 GMT Funnily enough, the young attractive couple on the boat moored next to me recently made a sex video. Obviously, they don't know yet.
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Isambard Kingdom Brunel Long Standing Member Posts: 610	Job for a boating couple Dec 11, 2020 17:12:27 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Isambard Kingdom Brunel on Dec 11, 2020 17:12:27 GMT Well here goes, old post resurrection. Did the couple next door make anything of their sex video that you made for them?

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Job for a boating couple Dec 11, 2020 17:16:04 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2020 17:16:04 GMT And I'm like 'Hells teeth it's going to be 2021 soon!" Isn't it.

patty Super Member Posts: 13,380	Job for a boating couple Dec 11, 2020 19:05:02 GMT peterboat and JohnV like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by patty on Dec 11, 2020 19:05:02 GMT If old posts r being resurrected i'm gonna have to remember to look at dates..mind u I wasn't around when these were cos I woz on my grand voyage
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patty Super Member Posts: 13,380	Job for a boating couple Dec 11, 2020 19:06:04 GMT Jim likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by patty on Dec 11, 2020 19:06:04 GMT If old posts r being resurrected i'm gonna have to remember to look at dates..mind u I wasn't around when these were cos I woz on my grand voyage
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