We're fecked if there was another war

                 

When Beds Attack!!

“Zombies:Dawn of the Bed”

“The Evil Bed”

“The Good The Bed and the Ugly”

“The Blair Witch Mattress”

“An American Mattress in London”


I read the article with interest. so to abridge the article.:
A 39 year old mother of 3 children traps her arm in the storage tray of the bed when a hydraulic ram fails and the bed frame and mattress come crashing down trapping her arm.

She decides to then sit on the bed whilst she awaits rescue from her 61 year old husband who is a care worker.

She induces vomiting to get moisture into her mouth.

She is trapped over night until her husband comes home and unfortunately wets herself.

Now to dissect.

Where were her 3 children during this, not being unkind but she does have one of those special faces that explains her husband being a carer (maybe one who has overstepped the line a little bit and married his charge) .

Now to sit on the object that is crushing your arm, well you have to be 50 shades of special to do that, as for the vomit induction to survive, that is a new one on me.

    

I still want to know why we could really,really need drawing pins...

There are too many little pricks in the world as it is...

 Phil's hedgehog doesn't like this.

Those people that make the sanitising gels must be rubbing their hands together.

I was given a bottle of Bacardi by someone who heard I liked rum (and didn't know the difference) so I suppose I could use that as a hand wash externally whilst reserving the good stuff (Woods Navy) for internal disinfection 

That's made me chuckle !😁