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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2020 17:23:33 GMT
More shit
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Post by Isambard Kingdom Brunel on Mar 19, 2020 5:07:47 GMT
What is wipe for? Surely all proper boats have bidets? And spare a thought for those without hands. And now there is no paper, why bother?
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Post by naughtyfox on Mar 19, 2020 6:48:13 GMT
RICK: That's just great, Neil. Tell the fascist where our toilet is!
NEIL: Shh!
BASTARD: I'm going up there now to wait. I know how to wait! And I promise you, son, when that telly comes out the other end, you're nicked! [slowly slinks up the stairs. Comes back and looks at the bomb for a second, then ascends the stairs again]
VYVYAN: It's alright, lads! I always poo before I get up!
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Post by pearley on Mar 19, 2020 8:10:32 GMT
What is wipe for? Surely all proper boats have bidets? And spare a thought for those without hands. And now there is no paper, why bother? Ours is a proper boat then
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Post by Jim on Mar 26, 2020 7:05:54 GMT
What is wipe for? Surely all proper boats have bidets? And spare a thought for those without hands. And now there is no paper, why bother? Ours is a proper boat then So's mine. I drop my keks, swing off the tiller and rinse in the prop wash. As for choice of hand, if you use your non dominant hand you can pretend it's someone else.
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Post by bodger on Mar 26, 2020 7:33:41 GMT
Ours is a proper boat then So's mine. I drop my keks, swing off the tiller and rinse in the prop wash. As for choice of hand, if you use your non dominant hand you can pretend it's someone else. if you can manage to arrange it you could have a hinged weed hatch cover, and use the upthrust from the weed hatch.
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Post by JohnV on Mar 26, 2020 7:39:47 GMT
just make sure nothing dangles within range of the prop
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Post by bodger on Mar 26, 2020 17:05:46 GMT
just make sure nothing dangles within range of the prop reminds me of a joke about 2 cowhands standing on the bank of a stream, taking a pee.
Muscly blonde-haired Buck said "damn, the water's cold". Rastass, a big black guy, replied "yeah - and the bottom's stony".
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