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Post by lollygagger on Mar 31, 2020 8:46:14 GMT
The more outlandish the better IMO but no holes barred of course. After you.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Mar 31, 2020 8:51:59 GMT
Greta planted the virus so people would stop travelling by car and plane.
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Post by JohnV on Mar 31, 2020 8:56:59 GMT
It's an attack by Kiribati on global industry. They believe that if they can destroy the economy of every country and decimate the rest of the world population then the sea levels will start going down again
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Post by Clinton Cool on Mar 31, 2020 9:08:07 GMT
It was created and planted by a scientist on the instructions of the Chinese government. The scientist in question lived a long way from Wuhan. I say lived, he seems to have disappeared now.
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Post by kris on Mar 31, 2020 9:10:16 GMT
It does seem that if it is a conspiracy then it favours environmentalists. I doubt there will be the same number of planes flying after this is done. The days of cheap plane travel are done.
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Post by bodger on Mar 31, 2020 9:23:27 GMT
it's all virtual reality.
nothing has actually changed.
'you' are just a brain sitting in a bowl of fluid on an alien's laboratory bench and he/it is stimulating your brain's receptors to see how you react.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2020 9:23:55 GMT
The more outlandish the better IMO but no holes barred of course. After you. Holds not holes. It's the Russians. We'll see their migs come up on the radar screens soon...
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Post by bodger on Mar 31, 2020 9:24:12 GMT
or ..................
foxxy got bored with failing news and tried something new that got out of control.
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Post by lollygagger on Mar 31, 2020 9:30:13 GMT
The plan starts in 3 months. By then "the chosen" will be living on rationed delivered food parcels and will be shot if seen on the street. It will not be good to be among the chosen. Essential workers will wear the same uniforms for ease of initial identification. The media will tell the story of corona virus still killing 100's of 1,000's weekly complete with film clips of bodies being removed from private residences. The reality thus easily hidden from "the chosen" is death squads quietly do the rounds euthanising "the chosen" who have proven themselves to be excess baggage, not required by the new order which does require far less people to work. The impossibility for the sham of capitalism to continue has been recognised along with the unique chance to do something rad. The whole world is in massive debt, the money doesn't exist, nobody actually has any, just debt. The impossibility of that worldwide debt black hole needed addressing and previous measures like "trying not to think about it because we'll be dead before it matters" and "shuffling it into the market that's closed for the night" were having little effect and couldn't go on for ever. Western Governments are presently seeing to it that self-destructing economies and rampant inflation will soon render money as we know it meaningless, also conveniently waving off the embarrassing debt black hole. The essential workers will then start a new simple life made possible by the extreme population control measures under the cloak of the virus. I'm off down the job centre, Arcadia will need some more delivery drivers.
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Post by lollygagger on Mar 31, 2020 9:31:50 GMT
The more outlandish the better IMO but no holes barred of course. After you. Holds not holes. Get with the x-rated 21st C daddio.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2020 12:40:50 GMT
It was created and planted by a scientist on the instructions of the Chinese government. The scientist in question lived a long way from Wuhan. I say lived, he seems to have disappeared now. True story, its also spread via 5G. Only in certain cities of course though.
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Post by patty on Mar 31, 2020 12:57:13 GMT
i must give this pondering time.. bit early for the chilled vino, a necessary accompaniment to thinking... or is it?
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Post by greenman on Mar 31, 2020 19:14:21 GMT
The best one I've heard so far (from Mrs Greenman): All the birds died years ago, all the birds you see now are in fact drones. The world governments have developed the virus to keep us inside while they change the batteries. Surprised it's not been in the Daily Mail.
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Post by greenman on Mar 31, 2020 19:20:04 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2020 19:24:05 GMT
I've been going on about the Google ducks with the kids for several years, since they were tiny. Ducks installed on the canal to watch people.
Not sure if they actually believe me but they often do comment on ducks, and other birds, as potentially being robots.
Maybe my originally jovial comments have sunk in and they actually believe that I am real.
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