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Post by Clinton Cool on May 14, 2020 7:57:04 GMT
In my case we were on my stag do, 10 lads in the back of a transit van at 6.00 a.m. supping cans of stella en route to Porthmadog for a shark fishing trip. Roy was a quiet type but sharp as a razor, not much got past him. The debate was lively and centred on girls. Was it best to get a good looking girl, or one who was fun to be with? etc. etc. Anyway the consensus was it was best to have a looker. Roy then piped in:
"Yeah, but just 'cos a bird is good looking doesn't mean I wanna shag her. I mean, my mum's good looking, but I don't want to shag her"
Roy was a big drinker, died last year, liver failure, bless his soul.
What's yours?
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Post by JohnV on May 14, 2020 8:21:55 GMT
CRT's mission statement
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2020 8:22:24 GMT
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Post by JohnV on May 14, 2020 8:23:38 GMT
when he's trying to be serious ?
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2020 16:30:51 GMT
JohnV 's exclamation of "Christ on a bike ..." made us laugh earlier Rog
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Post by naughtyfox on May 14, 2020 16:38:39 GMT
I think this is funny:
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2020 17:02:34 GMT
I've told my girls if anyone is bullying them at school they need to tell me who it is and I will break their legs off one by one then drown them in the canal by cable tying their wrists to discarded car brake rotors and throwing them into a full lock chamber.
One of them said "what is a car brake rotor" so I showed her my collection.
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