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Post by quaysider on Jan 20, 2021 13:00:35 GMT
Just a quick bump that this fridge freezer is now back in my garage in Wakefield - waiting for me to actively do something about flogging it. ETA - I'd take 100 quid for it if anyone wants to help themselves and paypal me - I've got a tenant who would let you in to the garage to collect whenever suits. WF2 8QB I think I will have the beast if its still for sale Mark, I do have a use for it in either the camper or the bathtub pm me with your phone details and we can sort it out mate smashing - done. no rush.
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Post by metanoia on Jan 20, 2021 16:43:39 GMT
Quite right, too - but just be careful that you don't let him/her get too close to Trevor the Teapot ..... Can I just say Met- without wishing to be rude- I'm not sure where you would get the idea that my teapot could somehow communicate. I mean really. Sorry - I was assuming they were gender fluid....
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2021 17:22:00 GMT
Can I just say Met- without wishing to be rude- I'm not sure where you would get the idea that my teapot could somehow communicate. I mean really. Sorry - I was assuming they were gender fluid.... That is a fair point to be honest- I must confess in our many discussions, the issue of gender has never arisen. I do know that Wilson identifies as a ball- I think with some justification. I personally identify as an otter- which I think accounts for my unnatural addiction to prawns- but only M+S prawns. So a fussy otter, who quite likes beer. What can I say? I'm a complex guy.
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Post by metanoia on Jan 20, 2021 17:29:25 GMT
Sorry - I was assuming they were gender fluid.... That is a fair point to be honest- I must confess in our many discussions, the issue of gender has never arisen. I do know that Wilson identifies as a ball- I think with some justification. I personally identify as an otter- which I think accounts for my unnatural addiction to prawns- but only M+S prawns. So a fussy otter, who quite likes beer. What can I say? I'm a complex guy. Are you SURE you're not obsessing over Colin/Culina ? Never forget he/she/it is your personal water 'otter....
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2021 19:04:36 GMT
Are you SURE you're not obsessing over Colin/Culina ? Never forget he/she/it is your personal water 'otter.... Bravo madame- you are a punster of no small skill, I see. But since the awful prawn theft of last night, Colin has kept his own counsel. I do think he's in touch with his feminine side, but he certainly wont be getting in touch with mine.
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Post by metanoia on Jan 20, 2021 19:09:51 GMT
Are you SURE you're not obsessing over Colin/Culina ? Never forget he/she/it is your personal water 'otter.... Bravo madame- you are a punster of no small skill, I see. But since the awful prawn theft of last night, Colin has kept his own counsel. I do think he's in touch with his feminine side, but he certainly wont be getting in touch with mine. Indeed - I believe they say that hell hath no fury like a prawn purloined .....?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2021 19:25:12 GMT
Bravo madame- you are a punster of no small skill, I see. But since the awful prawn theft of last night, Colin has kept his own counsel. I do think he's in touch with his feminine side, but he certainly wont be getting in touch with mine. Indeed - I believe they say that hell hath no fury like a prawn purloined .....? The prawns have now been replaced, and I am introducing a tagging system to monitor stock movements in and out of the fridge. We will get on top of this crime wave.
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Post by JohnV on Jan 20, 2021 19:29:39 GMT
Bravo madame- you are a punster of no small skill, I see. But since the awful prawn theft of last night, Colin has kept his own counsel. I do think he's in touch with his feminine side, but he certainly wont be getting in touch with mine. Indeed - I believe they say that hell hath no fury like a prawn purloined .....? sound like an Agatha Christie whodunnit "The Case of the Purloined Prawn"
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Post by Jim on Jan 20, 2021 19:49:48 GMT
Indeed - I believe they say that hell hath no fury like a prawn purloined .....? sound like an Agatha Christie whodunnit "The Case of the Purloined Prawn"Easily solved, someone's fingers will smell of fish.
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Post by metanoia on Jan 20, 2021 19:57:39 GMT
sound like an Agatha Christie whodunnit "The Case of the Purloined Prawn"Easily solved, someone's fingers will smell of fish. ..... elementary, my dear - until you recall that all @tonyc 's suspects merely have spouts and/or plugs....
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2021 20:02:20 GMT
sound like an Agatha Christie whodunnit "The Case of the Purloined Prawn"Easily solved, someone's fingers will smell of fish. This is the kind of top-level investigational advice I could have used during this morning inquest. Have you worked in law enforcement?
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Post by Trina on Jan 20, 2021 20:23:49 GMT
Indeed - I believe they say that hell hath no fury like a prawn purloined .....? The prawns have now been replaced, and I am introducing a tagging system to monitor stock movements in and out of the fridge. We will get on top of this crime wave. Be careful they don't end up prawned in the local prawn shop...
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Post by metanoia on Jan 20, 2021 20:40:44 GMT
Easily solved, someone's fingers will smell of fish. This is the kind of top-level investigational advice I could have used during this morning inquest. Have you worked in law enforcement?
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Post by metanoia on Jan 20, 2021 20:42:32 GMT
The prawns have now been replaced, and I am introducing a tagging system to monitor stock movements in and out of the fridge. We will get on top of this crime wave. Be careful they don't end up prawned in the local prawn shop... Doesn't that require three golden balls...?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2021 20:52:39 GMT
This is the kind of top-level investigational advice I could have used during this morning inquest. Have you worked in law enforcement? You're not an ex crime fighter are you? Well paint me green and call me a pickle...
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