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Post by ianali on Aug 28, 2020 16:02:06 GMT
Dear Mr/Mrs/Miss/ Doctor etc. Ricco
Sorry we didn't answer your question. Would you mind filling in a customer satisfaction form for us, it will only take a few minutes (well maybe 30 if you answer the questions incorrectly).
Thanks and many regards.
Boater Customer Satisfaction Team.
Β That's about the state of things these days, isn't it?Β Even the Daily Mail asks if I will take part in a survey!Β Are they serious? They probably think you work for them.
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Post by Jim on Aug 28, 2020 17:12:35 GMT
I have had a reply already from Ms Sharman (as Mr Parry is on holiday). It very long windedly seeks to reassure me that experienced volunteers are being sought to supplement their seasonal paid tunnel staff. It was made clear that replacing tunnel staff with volunteers has not happened. I have sent a follow up enquiry inviting a simple answer to the question "Are there plans to replace paid tunnel staff with volunteers?" Rog Are volunteers always supervised by a paid member of staff. Are the same full complement of paid staff employed.
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Post by patty on Aug 28, 2020 17:16:53 GMT
Well I've sent off a query... we shall see
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Post by Clinton Cool on Aug 28, 2020 17:26:19 GMT
Dear Boater Liaison Team Thank you so much for your reply. It doesn't really answer my question but it's so exciting to get mail that's not either asking for money or giving a date for a bailiff visit. I showed it to my little Johny. He can't read but when I told him it was about him he got so excited. He's forgotten about his mental health issues now and to celebrate he's going to wear the new Nike trainers I bought him yesterday and walk to the tunnel to speak to the kind men there. I've told him to be polite to them today and not to throw any stones at passing boats. I'm sure he'll behave well today, he's a little love really, people just misunderstand him. Yours Dear Mr/Mrs/Miss/ Doctor etc. Ricco
Sorry we didn't answer your question. Would you mind filling in a customer satisfaction form for us, it will only take a few minutes (well maybe 30 if you answer the questions incorrectly).
Thanks and many regards.
Boater Customer Satisfaction Team.
Dear Boater Customer Satisfaction Team My previous boyfriend wrote the other letters to you. He didn't stay long. This letter is being written by a friendly lady down the DSS. I explained to her that it wasn't fair that people such as me, who couldn't write, weren't able to communicate with esteemed bodies such as yours and this amounted to discrimination. She didn't seem very keen at first but when I started shouting at her she agreed, as long as I kept it short. She told me she had performance targets to adhere to, writing long letters for illiterate clients was above her pay grade and that she would probably be put on disciplinary if she was caught. Anyway. Please send me the form and I'll help if I can. If the post takes a couple of days I'll more likely have a new boyfriend staying over. The last two have been able to read and write so it seems that I'm on a lucky streak, hopefully that will continue. Yours
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2020 19:52:02 GMT
Dear Mr/Mrs/Miss/ Doctor etc. Ricco
Sorry we didn't answer your question. Would you mind filling in a customer satisfaction form for us, it will only take a few minutes (well maybe 30 if you answer the questions incorrectly).
Thanks and many regards.
Boater Customer Satisfaction Team.
Dear Boater Customer Satisfaction Team My previous boyfriend wrote the other letters to you. He didn't stay long. This letter is being written by a friendly lady down the DSS. I explained to her that it wasn't fair that people such as me, who couldn't write, weren't able to communicate with esteemed bodies such as yours and this amounted to discrimination. She didn't seem very keen at first but when I started shouting at her she agreed, as long as I kept it short. She told me she had performance targets to adhere to, writing long letters for illiterate clients was above her pay grade and that she would probably be put on disciplinary if she was caught. Anyway. Please send me the form and I'll help if I can. If the post takes a couple of days I'll more likely have a new boyfriend staying over. The last two have been able to read and write so it seems that I'm on a lucky streak, hopefully that will continue. Yours Dear Mr/Mrs/Miss/Doctor etc Ricco.
Thank you for completing our survey. Our Boater Wellness Team rely on the sort of information you provide. All of us here at the Boater Liaison Team are happy that we have provided the service you wished for.
Please don't hesitate to contact us in the future with any feedback.
Regards
Boater Liaison Team.
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