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Post by naughtyfox on Oct 24, 2020 11:37:26 GMT
Curtain-twitching matchmakers at 1:05
"Nowhere will the true meaning of Christmas be – it’s all about selling plastic tat from China."
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Post by Jim on Oct 24, 2020 13:35:08 GMT
Bah! Humbug! to you too.
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Post by kris on Oct 24, 2020 14:15:55 GMT
He’s just upset because he won’t be able to change the oil this year.
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Post by Jim on Oct 24, 2020 17:19:26 GMT
He’s just upset because he won’t be able to change the oil this year. His hands will be drying out, chapped skin. |
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Post by naughtyfox on Oct 24, 2020 17:50:19 GMT
He’s just upset because he won’t be able to change the oil this year. His hands will be drying out, chapped skin. Chapped skin from what? Weekend at home ... paperwork mostly ... and glueing photos of buses onto card, as I want to have a list of what buses I may be required to drive, and I want to know the important things about them (where the fuel filler cap is, how the sunblind works, what kind of tachograph, how the doors work, how the lights work, how the destination display works, etc. Oh, and as I said, Christmas trip needs planning... oil change could be before the New Year if we're lucky... watch this space! |
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Post by Jim on Oct 24, 2020 17:56:19 GMT
His hands will be drying out, chapped skin. Chapped skin from what? Weekend at home ... paperwork mostly ... and glueing photos of buses onto card, as I want to have a list of what buses I may be required to drive, and I want to know the important things about them (where the fuel filler cap is, how the sunblind works, what kind of tachograph, how the doors work, how the lights work, how the destination display works, etc. Oh, and as I said, Christmas trip needs planning... oil change could be before the New Year if we're lucky... watch this space! Dry skin dear boy. I've read about the Finns way of preventing chapped lips in the cold winds. Reindeer shit, rubbed on the lips. Stops you licking them. All the vehicles I've had the opportunity to drive I've just got on with it. Various cars, Tractors, a drot, 12 tonne truck, dumper truck. We didn't have spreadsheets in my day. |
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Post by naughtyfox on Oct 24, 2020 18:01:11 GMT
Chapped skin from what? Weekend at home ... paperwork mostly ... and glueing photos of buses onto card, as I want to have a list of what buses I may be required to drive, and I want to know the important things about them (where the fuel filler cap is, how the sunblind works, what kind of tachograph, how the doors work, how the lights work, how the destination display works, etc. Oh, and as I said, Christmas trip needs planning... oil change could be before the New Year if we're lucky... watch this space! Dry skin dear boy. I've read about the Finns way of preventing chapped lips in the cold winds. Reindeer shit, rubbed on the lips. Stops you licking them. Perhaps you are thinking of Lapps? There are no reindeers down this way. It would take us 4 hours to drive to the reindeers region.  |
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Post by Jim on Oct 25, 2020 10:08:17 GMT
Dry skin dear boy. I've read about the Finns way of preventing chapped lips in the cold winds. Reindeer shit, rubbed on the lips. Stops you licking them. Perhaps you are thinking of Lapps? There are no reindeers down this way. It would take us 4 hours to drive to the reindeers region. The Lapps are clever though, they market free reindeer shit as Chapped lip cream, Finns lap it up. A hallucinogenic version also available, just add a dash of reindeer piss. |
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Post by naughtyfox on Nov 1, 2020 10:23:23 GMT
"No one is socialy distanced in this advert. In my opinion it's the worst Very.co.uk advert and will probably be pulled from TV as it doesn't represent the Christmas of 2020 and will make people think it is ok to get up close to a Postwomen to give her a Christmas gift without socialy distanced."
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Post by naughtyfox on Nov 1, 2020 10:26:34 GMT
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Post by patty on Nov 1, 2020 16:31:52 GMT
Don't think socially distanced adverts will encourage a spending spree so they gotta put out a message that will lull people into thinking Christmas will be normal...
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Post by quaysider on Dec 5, 2020 16:11:50 GMT
I had that sent to me by about 20 people yesterday... yes it is mildly amusing but when out and about on my phone, it does cobble up a load of my data for bugger all
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Post by Mr Stabby on Dec 9, 2020 11:25:24 GMT
I just went out and bought a Christmas tree. The man said "Are you going to put it up yourself?" So I said "No, I was thinking of having it on the boat".
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Post by Mr Stabby on Dec 9, 2020 14:10:22 GMT
Two Irishmen go out one night to steal a Christmas tree from the forest. They trudge around for hours, carrying a shovel but they can't find one. Exasperated, Paddy says "Look Seamus, I'm digging up the next one we see whether it's got lights on it or not".
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Post by Clinton Cool on Dec 9, 2020 18:21:33 GMT
Is there any truth in the stereotype that the Irish are a bit thick?
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