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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2021 16:41:26 GMT
I've been thinking about a possible business opportunity. It must be annoying to get off the sofa to go for a pee.
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Post by JohnV on Jan 7, 2021 17:07:52 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2021 17:43:44 GMT
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Just Pee
Jan 7, 2021 17:48:00 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2021 17:48:00 GMT
I think that's what I bought for gliding. But I then found out my penis would reach out of the wind hatch.  |
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Jan 7, 2021 17:57:46 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2021 17:57:46 GMT
So you're no John Dillermand then.
I like the bit at 3:53 onwards where he successfully gets all the dogs back into the pickup truck by holding the sausage as bait with his unusually long and fully retractable penis.
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Post by patty on Jan 7, 2021 18:04:27 GMT
Honestly...what next?  Put a sheath on..connect to a catheter bag...you can get them up to 3 litres if u utilise the ones used for irrigation drainage... If u don't want the bag use a longer piece of tubing and direct it wherever....just remember water don't flow uphill. |
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Post by peterboat on Jan 7, 2021 18:07:23 GMT
Honestly...what next? Put a sheath on..connect to a catheter bag...you can get them up to 3 litres if u utilise the ones used for irrigation drainage... If u don't want the bag use a longer piece of tubing and direct it wherever....just remember water don't flow uphill. People with to much time on their hand patty! I have to much to do to be thinking of rubbish like this  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2021 18:12:48 GMT
So you're no John Dillermand then. I like the bit at 3:53 onwards where he successfully gets all the dogs back into the pickup truck by holding the sausage as bait with his unusually long and fully retractable penis. No, I'm the idiot who poured petrol from my motorbike onto the BBQ, then some other twat decided to light a match at the same time. That's when I found out what burning hair smelt like. Oops, sorry, I digress, I haven't seen my penis for many years. I blame beer, and a good curry. I'm sure it's still there as I sometimes see droplets on the toilet seat. I always wipe them off though... |
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Post by metanoia on Jan 7, 2021 18:58:29 GMT
I've been thinking about a possible business opportunity. It must be annoying to get off the sofa to go for a pee. "DeliverOooh " ?!?! |
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Jan 7, 2021 19:25:49 GMT
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Post by Jim on Jan 7, 2021 19:25:49 GMT
I used to think it would be quite handy to have a male urination device with a pipe leading down one leg and existing via the side of a shoe. However the hygiene complexities make it awkward as one would not want to risk getting chlorine on the little lad. I'm halfway there😉 |
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Jan 7, 2021 19:33:36 GMT
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Post by Jim on Jan 7, 2021 19:33:36 GMT
A 2litre milk bottle can be cut into a pee bottle with a handle.
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Jan 7, 2021 19:49:17 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2021 19:49:17 GMT
A 2litre milk bottle can be cut into a pee bottle with a handle. That's all very well but some people don't consume milk. |
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Jan 7, 2021 20:21:26 GMT
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Post by Jim on Jan 7, 2021 20:21:26 GMT
A 2litre milk bottle can be cut into a pee bottle with a handle. That's all very well but some people don't consume milk. Bins dear bins. Your disguise says Bin Rooter. |
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Post by Jim on Jan 8, 2021 9:26:19 GMT
A 2litre milk bottle can be cut into a pee bottle with a handle. I can't find any YouTube videos on "How to cut with a handle". You'e taking the pee, aren't you? You'e  Is that the mating cry of a rampant fox? You'e You'eee? O fox of little brane! |
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Is that the mating cry of a rampant fox? You'e You'eee? O fox of little brane!