a sick joke that commands little to no respect from anyone

Did you hear about the sickly magician with blisters and bad breath? He's a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

I was feeling unwell in a small hotel in Madrid so I called reception and they said they had a doctor on staff. I told him I was amazed such a small place had a doctor. He nodded and said: "No one expects the Spanish Inn physician. "

To be fair I'm not that keen on it myself but so far have failed to think of anything better. But I may have a drink later.

I have been trying to adjust the laptop screen but without success ..... and where is the annoying tone that goes with it