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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2021 20:46:40 GMT
Come sailing with us on our luxury yacht in the beautiful crystal clear waters of the east coast. Experience a unique day as you let a gentle breeze propel you along the timeless coast of the British isles. Sit back and relax in the company of dolphins as they playfully frolic in the bow wave. Enjoy a selection of our finest gins and hand crafted beers as you soak up the sun on the foredeck. Reality: Fear for your life as an unexpected squall hits the boat, shaking it to its very foundation, the rigging hitting a harmonic frequency that has the whole boat vibrating. Cower below, trying to light the gas stove to make a brew to warm your raw freezing hands as another wave slams across the deck, entering the leaking hatch as freezing water trickles down your neck. Worry that you will make the entrance to the harbour as the fierce ebbing tide pushes you inexorably back along the course you have come, a course you have held for hours on end as the driving rain relentlessly cascades into your face. Finally you reach a safe haven, as the last dying embers of the sun disappear beneath the horizon, to be greeted by the marina bod requesting 35 quid for a nights mooring. Still, not all days sailing are that good. Some of them can be bloody awful. Is that a fertiliser bag or are you trying to tell us something?
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Post by thebfg on Sept 29, 2021 1:17:40 GMT
I've said before, I'd love to get into it properly. Here's me boy having a go.
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Post by Jim on Sept 29, 2021 7:10:39 GMT
I'm the balloon who went to school with a pin. Why change the habit of a lifetime? Don't let yourself down.
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