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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2021 14:37:55 GMT
There was an account on twitter I used to follow, called get in the sea, almost like room 101, but you would say get in the sea instead if you thought it was proper shit, waste of effort, scummy thing ect ect.
So what is your get in the sea object?
Mine, Rosie and fucking Jim dolls, staring at me when i pass a boat, usually propped up in the window, i would put money the owners haven't or cant have kids so they are substitutes, creepy twats.
Rosie and Jim, in the fucking sea you go.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2021 14:40:57 GMT
Narrow beam boats.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2021 14:41:25 GMT
The Sea - cold, wet, and unforgiving.
The perfect place to dump shit products, moronic people, and crap pop culture.
Man buns? Get in the sea.
Glitter beards? In you go.
Cereal cafes? SEA.
And how about manspreading, ant gin, water sommeliers, real people playing Quidditch, dating apps, Bluetooth gloves, and Shoreditch? Then there's waterproof suits, juicing, early Christmas, dog yoga, Nando's, drones, and Gregg Wallace? Fuck. It's never ending.
The above is stolen from elsewhere
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2021 14:45:59 GMT
Can I hazard a guess.
Was it facebook? Google insist on putting a capital in front of it but it's lowercase in real life so I have to edit it.
I wonder if Google man hates facebook man.
Silly world.
I keep telling my kids "facebook - they are cunts, Instagram is facebook so is WhatsApp"
Anyway they understand it. They also don't use it but in terms of inevitable outcomes they probably will over time.
Of course the one in ten who can see this shit is going to get bad are no match for the willing zombie robots who will dive right in.
One hopes not.
A song for those who don't engage with facebook
Could end up popular again
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2021 14:49:23 GMT
So you want to put Facebook in the sea?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2021 14:50:35 GMT
I genuinely wasn't aware of Rosie and Jim until we got our boat and started to see these slightly threatening dolls, with fixed stares, looking out as we passed by. Horrible aren't they ... rather like clowns, they're unsettling. Jane explained the kids TV programme they originated from to me ... I think Thunderbirds, Four Feather Falls and Fireball XL5 were my puppets of choice. My teeth grind a little when people say 'the cut' instead of the canal, or port and starboard instead of left and right (or inside, offside) and boaters who appear as you're midway through winding, and instead of simply slowing just carry on by as if they can't see you. Rog ETA Wow @twerp ... somebody's having a rubbish day ... can't match you for your ranting. I bow to a master
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2021 14:53:29 GMT
So you want to put Facebook in the sea? Yes Sorry it was rather long winded but this is indeed what I was alluding to.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2021 14:54:53 GMT
I genuinely wasn't aware of Rosie and Jim until we got our boat and started to see these slightly threatening dolls, with fixed stares, looking out as we passed by. Horrible aren't they ... rather like clowns, they're unsettling. Jane explained the kids TV programme they originated from to me ... I think Thunderbirds, Four Feather Falls and Fireball XL5 were my puppets of choice. My teeth grind a little when people say 'the cut' instead of the canal, or port and starboard instead of left and right (or inside, offside) and boaters who appear as you're midway through winding, and instead of simply slowing just carry on by as if they can't see you. Rog ETAΒ Β Wow @twerp ... somebody's having a rubbish day ... can't match you for your ranting.Β I bow to a masterΒ Oh yes people calling it the cut, specially those who xan't see you are definitely bad news.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2021 14:56:11 GMT
I reckon bass should get in the sea and I'm pretty sure that Clinton Cool will agree with me on this one.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2021 14:56:19 GMT
I have Facebook but nobody added, I use it for marketplace and you have to have an account to use my Oculus VR headset.
I agree, in the deep blue sea it goes.
I like Twitter though.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2021 15:01:39 GMT
Another.
Small indicators on cars, so when you are sat at a traffic island and the car approaching from the right has tiny little blinking yellow lights that you cant see till they are either upon you, or have turned left, leaving you sitting there like a twat.
They should make it law that these little orange squares on the front and rear of cars are a default size, 12"x12" square would suffice i think.
Small indicators, off you pop into the salty stuff.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2021 15:08:19 GMT
And breathe ... it's a gloriously sunny day Rog
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2021 15:28:41 GMT
And breathe ... it's a gloriously sunny day Rog Not in the Windsor area. Lovely and warm but no sun up in the sky. Don't know why.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2021 15:41:31 GMT
21 degrees, blue sky and sunshine in South Yorkshire ... maybe the promised 'levelling up' is working Rog
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Post by patty on Oct 8, 2021 17:42:26 GMT
There was an account on twitter I used to follow, called get in the sea, almost like room 101, but you would say get in the sea instead if you thought it was proper shit, waste of effort, scummy thing ect ect. So what is your get in the sea object? Mine, Rosie and fucking Jim dolls, staring at me when i pass a boat, usually propped up in the window, i would put money the owners haven't or cant have kids so they are substitutes, creepy twats. Rosie and Jim, in the fucking sea you go. I have Rosie n Jim dolls And Ant n Louis(Mad Explorers) And Patty Ann Doll I'll just walk in the sea.......
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