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Post by bodger on Dec 13, 2016 16:20:26 GMT
Ricco need not respond.
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Post by tonyqj on Dec 13, 2016 16:22:33 GMT
My missus.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2016 16:31:50 GMT
My misses Aka SWMBB
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Post by JohnV on Dec 13, 2016 16:32:54 GMT
I am reaching the age when I am like the old boy who was being interviewed for a sex opinion poll.
Questioner ..... "how often do you have sex"
Old Boy "Nearly every night"
Questioner in surprise "nearly every night?"
Old Boy "That's right, I nearly had it on Monday, I nearly had it on Tuesday , I nearly had it Wednesday ......................"
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Post by PaulG2 on Dec 13, 2016 16:34:38 GMT
My wife. Any others need not apply.
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Post by PaulG2 on Dec 13, 2016 16:42:40 GMT
I am reaching the age when I am like the old boy who was being interviewed for a sex opinion poll. Questioner ..... "how often do you have sex" Old Boy "Nearly every night" Questioner in surprise "nearly every night?" Old Boy "That's right, I nearly had it on Monday, I nearly had it on Tuesday , I nearly had it Wednesday ......................" A large group of people are assembled for a sex opinion poll. The pollster first asks, "How many here have sex every night?" Several people raise their hands. "How many here have sex once a week?" Several others raise there hands. The pollster continues with ever decreasing degrees of frequency until he gets to, "How many people here have sex only one time per year?" A chap in the back of the room jumps up and excitedly waves his hand in the air with a big smile on his face. Puzzled, the pollster asks him, "Sir, you only have sex once a year. Why are you so happy about that?" The man replies, "Tonight's the night! Tonight's the night!" I'll get my coat...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2016 16:46:09 GMT
I hate sex
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Post by bodger on Dec 13, 2016 17:04:05 GMT
probably because you have more than one missus.
...................... or did you mean you always miss?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2016 17:16:42 GMT
probably because you have more than one missus. ...................... or did you mean you always miss? Only one woman for me
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Post by Saltysplash on Dec 13, 2016 18:47:28 GMT
I need at least a week's notice these days
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Post by Clinton Cool on Dec 13, 2016 21:04:05 GMT
I refuse to respond to this thread.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2016 21:24:02 GMT
Ricco, did you miss the OP?
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Post by quaysider on Dec 13, 2016 21:30:39 GMT
well, as I dance backwards, it'd have to be prince Harry! - although given my family is of German origin and I'm "fire-engine-blonde" that might seem a little incestuous ;-)
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Post by Clinton Cool on Dec 13, 2016 21:36:06 GMT
Actually I would respond, everyone is free to post on everything on this site. However, I'm a bit busy at the moment, on a dating site.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2016 21:37:27 GMT
well, as I dance backwards, it'd have to be prince Harry! - although given my family is of German origin and I'm "fire-engine-blonde" that might seem a little incestuous ;-) Ah yes, Harry the German. And to think Nick grumbled about my recent celebrity crushes
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