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Post by phil70 on Jul 5, 2019 20:52:21 GMT
Patty kept pushing Flappy away, he kept trying to put his ear to the bag to hear what was being said. Flappy was in two minds as to whether to turn of the TARDIS unit in the bag. Luckily Flappy decided against turning it off because it would have meant a huge mahoosive pile of stuff being dumped on the floor. Flappy sought out John and shelled out for Gruntfuttocks while they decided what to do
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Post by patty on Jul 6, 2019 14:22:41 GMT
Patty sat contented..at last her handbag had lots of interesting thingamajigs in it....whatever life threw at them she could sort and having her own pet android, Marvin was just a stroke of genius. She hoped he'd settle in there with the Trump and Bojo dolls she'd re programmed...ah fun times ahead. She wondered where Peter was, not like him to miss the booze and thinking of drinkypoos She watched the boys at the bar and wondered when the Merlot would arrive for her and BB's rusty rats tail... Deciding that a gentle reminder could do no harm she prodded them with an interesting whip she'd uplifted from her latest jaunt to an interesting museum in the frozen north..... BB watched in fascination..................
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Post by phil70 on Jul 6, 2019 20:15:03 GMT
The scream echoed around the place, Patty was full of all that nonsense, you know, "it's only a little whip" "it won't hurt you (much)"and on and on she went while giving Flappy a nudge or two. The screams echoed all over, OW OUCH Hel...p OUCH!!! Flappy wriggled and managed to get away from Patty and put John between him and Patty just to be sure that he avoided the whip...... again
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Post by phil70 on Jul 18, 2019 19:14:41 GMT
Patty took another stab at Flappy but missed and caught John in a rather tender spot ARRRGH!! John howled out rather loudly. Flappy sniggered and suggested John move well away which John did in an instant The two old gadgers put some space between Patty and themselves and proceeded to work on there plan. The only snag was that Flappy didn't have a clue as to what John had in mind.
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Post by Trina on Jul 18, 2019 20:36:11 GMT
Meanwhile,Mrs BB was getting quite excited about the whip.She could think of numerous ways of using it to get some free buckets of Rusty Rats Tail.She could also think of ways of using it to amuse herself...😯😮
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Post by phil70 on Aug 23, 2019 21:12:07 GMT
Flappy gave a lot of thought to the "whip" that seemed to excite Mrs BB and made sure he was well out of the way. Flappy had been watching you tube vids about bail bound agents and frankly was terrified at the thought of coming up close and personal with pepper spray, tasers, and rubber bullets so whips made him feel uneasy
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Post by patty on Aug 24, 2019 7:17:09 GMT
Meanwhile the Icelandic Museum had undertaken its annual stocktake and discovered that instead of 284 exhibits it now only had 283.... Trawling through extensive CCTV footage, Mighty Magnus spotted a rather unusually dressed lady with a large handbag examining in detail the missing artefact... Before long large 'Have u seen this Woman?' posters adorned airports, coffee lounges, theatres and public squares.... Brexit negotiations suspended as an irate Icelandic group of MP's staged a sit in in the Houses of Parliament.... Y Tube footage of this woman went viral..... Just 'who was she?'.......
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Post by phil70 on Aug 24, 2019 14:31:46 GMT
Is there a prize for guessing.........Patty? But what on earth did she pinch?
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Post by metanoia on Aug 24, 2019 15:28:21 GMT
Don't tell 'em, Patty!
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Post by Trina on Aug 24, 2019 17:56:24 GMT
Whatever it was,I'm sure Patty will be holding a debrief soon for us ladies.Hopefully,we can con errrrr convince the boys to provide us with debrief drinkypoos...
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Post by patty on Aug 24, 2019 20:34:42 GMT
Patty pondered as to wot best plan would be... Really seemed rather excessive reaction when the artefact had fallen into her bag.. And in fullness of time the Museum would have more than 284 exhibits as she'd seen some letters of promises written by men who would be donating... Really it was a storm in a teacup.... Maybe she'd better disguise herself and she went in search of her best friend to see if she had any thoughts as to what wig would suit her.....
Patty and BB sat discussing the exact nature of Patty's acquisition.....
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Post by phil70 on Aug 24, 2019 23:07:20 GMT
Flappy showed that it wasn't just his (sexy) shorts that flapped but also his ears. He strained to hear the muttering from the ladies but was only catching the odd word or two " mullet" and "fire engine red" etc etc, Flappy had to admit to being baffled
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Post by patty on Aug 27, 2019 18:22:15 GMT
The sniggers from the 2 really began to irritate Flappy who wandered off in search of his mates. Patty, once the coast was clear suggested to BB that just maybe if they 'borrowed' Peters time travelling gadget they could go back and replace the artefact before anyone knew it was missing..so long as the date was before stocktaking it wouldn't matter that Patty couldn't remember exact day of her visit cos it'd be bit complicated if they arrived before the time it fell in her bag..cos would that then mean they'b be 2 of them and not just one? But then if there were 2 it wouldn't matter cos she wouldn't be in trouble no more. After all it wasn't as though she'd deliberately kicked anything of value only an old whip made out of part of a bull.... Really all this thinking was quite difficult ...Patty put few more drinks on Flappys tab whilst they thought stuff through. If they couldn't borrow the time thingy maybe Peter could be persuaded to 'do the deed'....In that case BB had better put on the glad rags and false eyelashes cos she scrubbed up far better than Patty.... Patty wondered if she left a poster of the Museum where the guys would see it maybe Peter would help....
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Post by Trina on Aug 27, 2019 20:26:11 GMT
Mrs BB decided that she needed some new false eyelashes,as Patty wanted her to scrub up well for some sort of honeytrap role.She carefully stalked her cat Barney til' he went to sleep.Hopefully,he wouldn't miss his whiskers for a while...
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Post by Trina on Aug 27, 2019 20:28:02 GMT
Mrs BB fluttered her new eyelashes & read Patty's poster.Museum of...what ??!!😮
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