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Post by Trina on Dec 31, 2019 20:45:26 GMT
Mrs BB fluttered her(remaining)eyelashes.Wooooooweee,that had got to be the best bucket of Rusty Rats Tail EVER.Bring on 2020 !!!!
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Post by peterboat on Jan 3, 2020 10:52:57 GMT
Peter looked at the pair of them and the wreckage of his bar! One of his waitresses was now topless and bottomless as she staggered out of the place, Peter pointed at the two reprobates and told her "it was them!!" she went straight into the attack the carnage was terrible a few minutes later the pair were trussed up safely and Peter thought that was the end of the affair. However it wasnt the waitress was on the blower to her uncle arranging a sea burial for the hapless duo......................
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Post by phil70 on Jan 3, 2020 23:34:14 GMT
Flappy looked at John and uttered the immortal line...... That's another fine mess you've got me into John let this slide as he was busy trying to figure out an escape plan
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Post by patty on Jan 4, 2020 15:53:59 GMT
Patty realised things now quite as good as they could be and just maybe it was time for another trip out for the gang...she whispered to her tree thingy friend whose pick pocketing skills extended to unravelling her bound buddies and ever so slowly they slipped out of the bar..... 'Now where?' wondered Patty..
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Post by peterboat on Jan 5, 2020 15:02:23 GMT
Right into the waiting hands of the mafia it turned out! The hapless pair were quickly trussed up and bundled onto a waiting boat the gang looked on helpless as the boat swiftly made its way out to deep water, the waitress had gone with them to see justice prevailed, Peter commented "she is very feisty that one it will be walking the plank time for those two," he then glanced at his wrecked beach bar, "shame the volcano wasnt closer and active they could walk the plank into it!" Patty looked worried at talk like this however she decided to talk Peter around to rescue them or at least one of them at a push.........................
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Post by metanoia on Jan 5, 2020 19:38:09 GMT
.... meanwhile John chuckled to himself...........
"Planks???!! Topless/bottomless waitresses? What IS this place...…."
"Panic not, Flappy, my old son - remember all those buckles on my strange apparel? .................
Leave it to me...……………….."
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Post by peterboat on Jan 5, 2020 21:32:03 GMT
The waitress strapped on the lead divers boots to John and Flappy! John had nearly got his ropes off as they were both launched overboard, no last speeches, requests or anything! They sunk straight to the bottom and landed on something large and metallic, a hatch popped open and they were both dragged inside the thunderpunt! John was spluttering that their was no problem and he would have been free in a jiffy, Patty pointed to the great white shark that was clearly annoyed that lunch had been removed and seemed to be eying up the thunderpunt for a snack! Time to go said peter and hit the ZPM to leave this place and back to the thunderbar. Whilst all this was going on Flappy was eying up John and when john bent down to remove his boot Flappy launched a furious kick at Johns derrier! Unfortunately for everybody Flappy was still wearing his boots! John was launched out of his and flappys boot came off and went through the front window!! whilst they were still under the water................................"Bugger" said Flappy "that wasnt supposed to happen"
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Post by JohnV on Jan 6, 2020 7:36:14 GMT
John (who was wise in the way of those who build Thunderpunts) quickly launched himself at the control panel and just before it was inundated hit the third red button from the left. There was a blast of compressed air that emptied the cabin and immediately steel shutters banged shut over the window openings.
The slightly wet and steaming gang gazed at John in amazement "How did you know which button to press" gasped Flappy "Easy" replied John "Standard survival response layout ..... nearest to the pilot Armageddon, second button Patty with a chain gun, third button tsunami" Easy, all on page 27 of the Acme Selfbuild survival handbook"
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Post by phil70 on Jan 6, 2020 22:17:46 GMT
Flappy quickly got over his fit of pique and started fidgeting and squirming as he fought to extract something from the pocket of his shorts. John hesitated to ask him what his problem was when all of a sudden Flappy cried out 'aha!!' and pulled out a red Dodecahedron, Flappy explained that for some reason Metal Lady seemed quite taken by it
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Post by peterboat on Jan 7, 2020 0:11:34 GMT
Whilst all the fun and games were going on, Peter had realised that they were on the surface next to the mafia boat and the ZPM wasnt working or was it? It had taken them back to the moment when John and Flappy were being thrown in! the gruesome twosome muttered "groundhog day" and watched themselves being thrown in and then returning to the surface in the jaws of the great white shark! their was an audible gulp and then the two sort of got see through as if they wernt there...................."oops" murmured the girls "s**t" yelled Peter as he hit the zpm again.................................
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Post by metanoia on Jan 9, 2020 19:07:36 GMT
zpms….
red, sparkly dodecahedra..
buckles and bows ….
shorts and trikes …
faeries, cogs and dats .. and......
....remind me again, WHERE are we now?
Where's Patty's handbag - and Mrs BB's RR megapail and remaining lashes when you need them?
So much for 2020 vision...
Pah, clang.... creak ….
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Post by JohnV on Jan 9, 2020 20:15:28 GMT
Flappy and John were sat on the riverbank each supping a flagon of the finest ale.
"I'm not quite sure where Peter cocked up this time" said John "It could well be in some odd other dimension but as far as I'm concerned he can take as much time as he likes sorting it out" Flappy nodded happily in agreement.
It was certainly an ideal spot, a quiet riverbank with a nearby hostelry owned by the Coate Faerie who had taken it on as a retirement project, warm sun (it seemed to be summer in this dimension) What more could a pair of old codgers wish for, warm sun, cool beer and a nicely painted punt moored up in front of them.
"Let's go exploring" said Flappy "well maybe after another flagon or three" ..... there was silence for a few moments then John replied "Well maybe"
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Post by peterboat on Jan 10, 2020 0:14:30 GMT
Peter couldnt explain to the gang where John and flappy had gone! "you saw it" he explained "the big fish ate them over there" he indicated the mafia boat "and those two disappeared as they disappeared down its throat, maybe its because you cant meet yourself in time? I dont know, honestly I dont" He went back to work to find out why the ZPM wasnt working, whilst peter was distracted, Patty trained the guns on the Mafia boat and demanded their valuables! This required a shot across their bows which ended in the mafia boat sinking below the waves! Only the waitress survived after the shark had its desert of the the two hitmen.......................
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Post by phil70 on Jan 10, 2020 22:30:18 GMT
John and Flappy were somewhat confused as they now seemed to be phasing in and out of this reality What was interesting was the fact that it appeared to be connected to the very attractive red dodecahedron as it seemed to glow in time with the phasing in and out . John seemed to think it might be a Lithium Sulphur battery driven device, but what purpose it had was anybodies guess.
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Post by peterboat on Jan 13, 2020 9:33:42 GMT
"For the 10 time I dont have trackers on you lot" shouted Peter! "Him yes" pointing at Taff "Hugo no which is why we havent seen him for a while" "So" sad Patty "how are you going to find them?" Peter was puzzling on that one himself and thought he knew someone who could help, Big Red knew everything about what kids wanted, and those two were big kids could he locate them? Time to find out he thought picking up the phone
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