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Post by peterboat on Apr 9, 2017 8:25:52 GMT
Peter watched Pattys gentle administrations how she applied the half nelson to keep flappy still what a women he thought................
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Post by phil70 on Apr 27, 2017 21:10:02 GMT
Flappy having managed to escape from the ministrations of Patty, decided to take time out at home. Mounting his tandem trike Phil peddled his way home and back to Mrs Phil. Sticking his head round the door he called out "have you missed me" the response from Mrs Phil was as he expected.......she set the dogs on him. Ah married bliss, Phil soon had the dogs under control, a handful of gravy bones works miracles Mrs Phil grudgingly allowed Phil to enter the boat with strict instructions not to make a mess. It was all going swimmingly until Phil decided to throw a ball for the dogs. An unfortunate bounce took out a rather fine Chinese vase and Mrs Phil was rather dischuffed to say the least, "I've had that vase for years" she said. Phil remarked " good job it wasn't a new one" Perhaps this was an unfortunate remark by Phil and it resulted in Phil being shown the door. It was at this point that Phil decided Mrs Phil must be related to the Coate Faerie Dusting himself down Phil headed back to the unStable Bar (across the road) and readied himself for a session on eBay to source a new vase
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Post by peterboat on Apr 27, 2017 22:57:59 GMT
"I have some vases" Peter said to Flappy he pressed his button and before Flappy knew it was back Six of him all holding different vases! Flappy looked on in horror "dont you know the dangers tou are creating" he stuttered The Peters just laughed put down the vases and all but one vanished, Peter said "like it? I use it to confuse the coate faerie he never know whether he is throwing out me or a short term clone" Flappy shook his head then noticed a pack of Taffs playing with herd a of gravy stained cats "Peter stop it" he yelled "before" and then he was speechless as 10 Pattys came towards him with Grannies special mixtures.................................... He then woke up with a start in front of his laptop looked at his Gruntfuttocs finest as it ate its way through the table, shook his head and decided he needed to drink more
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Post by patty on Apr 28, 2017 4:10:01 GMT
meanwhile Patty having discovered the dubious delights of tele shopping overnight had commenced filling the bar with all manner of wondrous objects....The card she'd found seemed good for credit...
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Post by phil70 on Apr 28, 2017 7:39:33 GMT
Flappy was seen to be wandering around, muttering while he peered under bar stools, tables, chairs etc, he was clearly looking for something.
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Post by Trina on Apr 28, 2017 13:11:47 GMT
Meanwhile,Mrs BB was lounging seductively on a chaise longue(ordered by Patty).She felt like a film star...
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Post by phil70 on Apr 28, 2017 19:00:33 GMT
Film star? Lassie and King Kong were both film stars as was Trigger Huh girls (snigger) always day dreaming not like us blokes, you know, down to earth, practical, dependable and very very fit
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Post by Trina on Apr 28, 2017 19:42:43 GMT
I just knew someone would mention Lassie...but Lassie never filled a dress like I do...😏😜😙
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Post by patty on Apr 29, 2017 5:11:28 GMT
Huh..Lassie...Lassie never filled the bar with 'must have' desirables like what I've done thought Patty...and talking about fit men....where theres Trigger theres just gotta be lean hunky hmmmm .....wonder if this card'll stretch to booking a few of them to prop up the bar...just to improve the look of the place.....
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Post by peterboat on Apr 29, 2017 8:37:58 GMT
Peter was worried about Pattys card he just knew she had found it on one of there trips out! He just couldnt think who would have had a card like that though? Anyway he though She is happy, and Grannties Glads hadnt made an appearance, so all was well, apart from Flappy searching everywhere for something, strange he even had Taff following him.
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Post by phil70 on Apr 29, 2017 19:26:12 GMT
Phil was still scouring the floor clearly looking for something important, as he searched he could be heard muttering......." It must be here somewhere, huh, just as they've put up my credit limit, just hope some unscrupulous nerr-do-well hasn't found it.
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Post by patty on Apr 29, 2017 19:58:13 GMT
Patty had a thought...warning warning...deeeeee aaaah.....deeeeeeh aaaah....".Peter Peter"..use your gadget bring back Granny Glad.......
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Post by Trina on Apr 29, 2017 21:09:19 GMT
Meanwhile,Mrs BB slipped her hand down the cleavage of her slinky dress. Amazing what you can hide in a bit of slinky chiffon...😉
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Post by phil70 on Apr 30, 2017 0:00:01 GMT
Flappy blushed as he caught sight of Mrs BB slipping her hand down her cough cough er um cleavage, Flappy was never comfortable with such things. It reminded him of the time he took a girl to the cinema, she had insisted they take seats in the back row which Flappy was not happy with because you got a much better view from the front row. Flappy spent the entire film wriggling about to see the action, much to the disgust of the girl who had thoughts of a different sort of action. Needless to say, there was no second date.
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Post by peterboat on Apr 30, 2017 22:35:36 GMT
Peter clicked bugger he thought how am I going to get that back? Mrs BBs ample cleavage attractive as it was, was a no go area! Taff however managed it easily, if by accident he tripped her up, and the said card landed on the ground right by Flappy who was overjoyed that mrs BB had found it for him................................
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