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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 15, 2017 18:45:32 GMT
I said changing an oil filter or replacing a fuse, not cleaning a fridge or darning a sock. You have obviously never met a real woman. Define "real woman".
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Post by kris on Jul 15, 2017 18:52:44 GMT
You have obviously never met a real woman. Define "real woman". one you don't have to blow up.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 15, 2017 19:00:43 GMT
one you don't have to blow up. Yes, but I didn't get two teenage boys from a blow-up doll so the original point sort of falls down there.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2017 19:01:52 GMT
Ricco,
Take a jar of Gold Blend round and ask her if she needs some coffee.
Worked for Antony Head.
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Post by Clinton Cool on Jul 15, 2017 19:07:42 GMT
Update: went out for a kayak but she wasn't at her hatch as I passed. Maybe have a go in the morning.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 15, 2017 19:12:00 GMT
Update: went out for a kayak but she wasn't at her hatch as I passed. Maybe have a go in the morning. Widow Thumb and her four sisters for you tonight then.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2017 19:14:31 GMT
Update: went out for a kayak but she wasn't at her hatch as I passed. Maybe have a go in the morning. Your a fellow boater ffs. Just knock and say hi, you know, like the old days? She will probably access whether your a perv or summat, and act accordingly 😂
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2017 19:16:37 GMT
Update: went out for a kayak but she wasn't at her hatch as I passed. Maybe have a go in the morning. ... and act accordingly 😂 Can Ricco swim?
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Post by Clinton Cool on Jul 15, 2017 19:19:18 GMT
Update: went out for a kayak but she wasn't at her hatch as I passed. Maybe have a go in the morning. Widow Thumb and her four sisters for you tonight then. Indeed, why change the habit of a lifetime?
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Post by naughtyfox on Jul 15, 2017 19:20:24 GMT
Why not just ask her if she fancies a fuck? If not at home leave a note on her door saying you'd like to explore her cratch. Say before Monday 'cos you're on a 48-hour mooring.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 15, 2017 19:25:11 GMT
Ask her for her mobile phone number and send her a text.
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Post by naughtyfox on Jul 15, 2017 19:27:42 GMT
Ask if she'd like to see where that Indonesian snake bit you, and then tell her it's on your bum.
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Post by Telemachus on Jul 15, 2017 19:36:05 GMT
Ask if she'd like to see where that Indonesian snake bit you, and then tell her it's on your bum. Hmmmm careful, she might have a strap-on!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2017 19:54:16 GMT
Ask her for her mobile phone number and send her a text. Thats rather uncouth! Oh its the daily mail. Ok. A woman needs a more gentle touch. The coffee is a good one, or something like "I like your boat - do you know who built it?" Etc. If she says "I did" this is when you leg it.
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Post by naughtyfox on Jul 15, 2017 20:05:43 GMT
Ask if she'd like to see the Minions - Despicable Me 3 on at the flicks at the moment. Afterwards ask if she would like to see your 'mini one'.
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