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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2018 9:49:25 GMT
By the way, did you ever have dance lessons? Excellent 'jazz hands'  No. And anyway I’m sulking coz no-one has commented on my long, slender ans sexy legs. Probably because they are not. 🤢 |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2018 10:45:47 GMT
Well done. 😊 (No doubt Graham rabies will use this as wanking material for a month). Yes i suppose I should post this on the other channel to give him some gratification! With three self confessed sheep worriers he should at least have safety in numbers - you could almost say he'd be part of the flock 🐑🐑🐑🚢 |
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Post by patty on Jul 14, 2018 12:39:38 GMT
Yes we did pass you but you seemed to be out, no signs of life. ah that's normal.... it's usually gin and red wine related! Well done on the rescue - When Patty was with us, Andy had me chasing a lamb miles up a field cause it was "the wrong side of the fence"... fecking stupid thing could run faster than me so I abandoned the rescue and had a glass of wine. I watched..... |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2018 19:45:46 GMT
I've had two lambs out of the cut before manually (quite an awkward thing to do even though they were lambs
). However the worst sheep interaction I had was when trying to help a sheep whi h had pushed its head into the wire fence and got his horns caught. He was trying to pull backwards, violently, but kept getting the horns caught.
I grabbed the front of his face with both hands and against a considerable amount of resistance I eventually managed to clear the horns and get his head clear.
Then I let go and he pushed his head straight back in and got stuck again.
From now on if I see a sheep in water they can go fuck themselves quite honestly life is too short to worry about such things !!
Anyway its just a number on a farmer's balance sheet at the end of the day.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2018 19:59:20 GMT
I've nursed numerous orphans, each one has their own personality... and attractiveness!!! but they all had the same name!
Only other comment (apart from there is nowt stupider than a sheep), if you see a sheep in distress and on it's back, help turn it the right way up (sometimes you have to hold them upright for a minute or two).
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2018 20:08:20 GMT
Strange, you actually look normal and not like some posh lefty Gaylord...
Fair play though
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Post by Telemachus on Jul 14, 2018 20:13:01 GMT
Strange, you actually look normal and not like some posh lefty Gaylord... Fair play though Wot, even with the jazz hands! I’ll need to try harder. |
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Post by Trina on Jul 14, 2018 21:47:46 GMT
By the way, did you ever have dance lessons? Excellent 'jazz hands' No. And anyway I’m sulking coz no-one has commented on my long, slender ans sexy legs. Those legs look as if they're crying out for stockings & suspenders... |
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Post by kris on Jul 15, 2018 8:16:08 GMT
i can't help thinking there's another side to this story. Just think of the poor sheep being molested by Nick. On second thoughts no don't.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2018 8:35:12 GMT
No. And anyway I’m sulking coz no-one has commented on my long, slender ans sexy legs. Those legs look as if they're crying out for stockings & suspenders... Christ on a bike! Don't encourage him. He already seems to seek sexual gratification from here often enough as it is. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2018 10:39:04 GMT
He must have been a dancer when younger. Jazz hands and those legs! Reminds me of Angela Ripon when she appeared on Morecambe & Wise  Rog |
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Post by Gone on Jul 15, 2018 10:47:20 GMT
No. And anyway I’m sulking coz no-one has commented on my long, slender ans sexy legs. Those legs look as if they're crying out for stockings & suspenders... I MUST drink whiskey as it’s the only way to erase that image from my brain.......... |
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Post by patty on Jul 15, 2018 16:05:18 GMT
Those legs look as if they're crying out for stockings & suspenders... I MUST drink whiskey as it’s the only way to erase that image from my brain.......... It's an image that I don't think I chose to give time to take hold.... |
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Post by Jim on Jul 15, 2018 16:32:20 GMT
Well done Nick. For next time, just so you know the proper way to take a sheep. It's not from behind. Put on your wellies, stand facing the sheep, lift its forelegs onto your shoulders, drop the back legs in your wellies and set to. That way you don't miss out on the snogging.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2018 20:10:18 GMT
Nick is a naughty man according to the RNLI.
"We'd like to take this opportunity to remind the public that if they find an animal in danger, difficulty or distress, please call 999, state your location and wait for the appropriate emergency service to help."
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