Bogs not upto the job?

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Bogs not upto the job? Aug 19, 2018 20:34:12 GMT

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Post by naughtyfox on Aug 19, 2018 20:34:12 GMT

Aug 19, 2018 13:33:33 GMT Jim said:

I suspect he doesn't transport his cassette back'ards and for'ards to Finland.

I often tour the Duty Free at Heathrow with our Thetford in tow as 'hand luggage', it often brings a conversation to the fore and we all have a good laugh. Until they notice the duct tape and hope it doesn't come apart in their shop.

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Bogs not upto the job? Aug 19, 2018 20:38:16 GMT

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Aug 19, 2018 15:34:20 GMT Gone said:

I asked a German guy some years ago about why they have 'inspection toilets' he reckoned it was because they eat a lot of lightly cooked pork and it was to check for intestinal worms. For those that don't know pork needs through cooking to kill intestinal worms eggs.

The pork tapeworm

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Bogs not upto the job? Aug 19, 2018 21:02:37 GMT

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Aug 19, 2018 15:34:20 GMT Gone said:

I asked a German guy some years ago about why they have 'inspection toilets' he reckoned it was because they eat a lot of lightly cooked pork and it was to check for intestinal worms. For those that don't know pork needs through cooking to kill intestinal worms eggs.

If they are German, why don't they just gas them?

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Bogs not upto the job? Aug 20, 2018 5:48:39 GMT via Tapatalk

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Aug 19, 2018 20:29:56 GMT naughtyfox said:

Aug 19, 2018 12:36:33 GMT Jim said:

Didn't foxy drop a big one and crack the bottom of his cassette? I'm sure I recall something a few months back.

No... but I did notice the bottom of our Thetford was starting to crack so I have liberally applied Jesus tape* to its underside and all seems to be holding together for now.

*duct tape, but Pirkko calls it Jesus tape "because it performs miracles".

Not very gallant of you, "no not me guv". So you are saying it was Pirrko?

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Bogs not upto the job? Aug 20, 2018 5:53:17 GMT via Tapatalk

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Aug 19, 2018 20:34:12 GMT naughtyfox said:

Aug 19, 2018 13:33:33 GMT Jim said:

I suspect he doesn't transport his cassette back'ards and for'ards to Finland.

I often tour the Duty Free at Heathrow with our Thetford in tow as 'hand luggage', it often brings a conversation to the fore and we all have a good laugh. Until they notice the duct tape and hope it doesn't come apart in their shop.

Ahh! The expert smugglers 'distraction technique", while smuggling best quality English shit to Finland. We can guess who your main supplier is. Is he the Mr Big?

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Aug 19, 2018 21:02:37 GMT Mr Stabby said:

Aug 19, 2018 15:34:20 GMT Gone said:

I asked a German guy some years ago about why they have 'inspection toilets' he reckoned it was because they eat a lot of lightly cooked pork and it was to check for intestinal worms. For those that don't know pork needs through cooking to kill intestinal worms eggs.

If they are German, why don't they just gas them?

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Quiet minds cannot be perplexed or frightened
but go on in fortune or misfortune at their own private pace,
like a clock during a thunderstorm.

I hope that I never become famous and someone trawls my contributions on this site looking for the odd post which may be offensive.

Force them to pluralise words by putting apostrophes in, then everyone will mock them as imbeciles!

Bogs not upto the job?

Post by naughtyfox on Aug 19, 2018 20:34:12 GMT

Post by naughtyfox on Aug 19, 2018 20:38:16 GMT

Post by bills on Aug 19, 2018 20:53:43 GMT

Post by Mr Stabby on Aug 19, 2018 21:02:37 GMT

Post by Jim on Aug 20, 2018 5:48:39 GMT

Post by Jim on Aug 20, 2018 5:53:17 GMT

Post by naughtyfox on Aug 20, 2018 6:28:51 GMT

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