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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2020 6:00:04 GMT
25 minutes not 20.
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Post by Jim on Jan 27, 2020 16:03:31 GMT
Talking of Remainers: "Leading Remainers have vowed never to use or accept the government's new commemorative Brexit 50p coin. Approximately three million of the coins are due to begin entering circulation on Friday as part of efforts to formally mark the UK's departure from the European Union. The coins, bearing the words 'peace, prosperity and friendship with all nations' as well as the Brexit date of January 31, 2020, have sparked a furious backlash among pro-EU campaigners. Lord Adonis, a Labour peer who has consistently fought to reverse Brexit, tweeted: 'I am never using or accepting this coin.' Meanwhile, Alastair Campbell, Tony Blair's former spin doctor, echoed a similar sentiment as he said he will ask shops for alternatives to the coin if he is handed one in the future. He tweeted: 'I for one shall be asking shopkeepers for "two 20p pieces and a 10" if they offer me a 50p coin pretending that Brexit is about "peace, prosperity and friendship with all nations" given it puts all three at risk.' Some pro-EU social media users urged people to deface the coins with Remainer graffiti while others advocated keeping and never spending them in order to take them permanently out of circulation." Brexit 50p coins ‘can be sharpened and thrown at the rats trying to steal your last potato’
"THE new Brexit 50p coin will be a vital weapon against the vermin trying to steal your meagre scraps, it has emerged. Economists have praised the government for issuing the small pieces of metal that once sharpened could prove deadly against large rodents, as well as small badgers and foxes. Julian Cook, from Roehampton University, said: “From next March, hoard or steal as many coins as you can, and then get yourself a really good quality sharpening stone. “The stone will become your best friend.” He added: “Divide your pile of coins in two. Use one half as your anti-rat arsenal and the other half to buy paracetamol from Belgian smugglers.” Meanwhile, Brexiters have also welcomed the plans but have pledged to walk around with the commemorative coins glued to their foreheads." www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/brexit-50p-coins-can-be-sharpened-and-thrown-at-the-rats-trying-to-steal-your-last-potato-20181029178799Now you are talking sense. Or did Shanners dictate it?
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Post by Jim on Jan 27, 2020 16:05:02 GMT
30,lets not be premature.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2020 16:13:55 GMT
When I was little I used to say "Forred" pronounced like "forest" but these days I can't help saying "four head".
I really don't know which is the correct one it's terrible.
Referring to the "Forehead" where the coin is supposed to be attached.
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Post by Jim on Jan 27, 2020 16:21:48 GMT
When I was little I used to say "Forred" pronounced like "forest" but these days I can't help saying "four head". I really don't know which is the correct one it's terrible. Referring to the "Forehead" where the coin is supposed to be attached. Stiff upper lip need loosening? Years ago my mates mid teens nephew came to visit him, brought one of his mates to stay. They both went to a posh boarding skule. I'd never noticed the effect of a stiff upper lip before, they both spoke with an absolutely rigid upper lip. Its true, try it you end up sounding like a posh twat. Can't wait to try the coin on forred, funnel down trousers trick on a few quitlings.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2020 16:24:42 GMT
So which is the stiff upper lip version ??
I did go to a boring school in fact several of them one of which was considerably more boring than the others but luckily the parents did not hate me enough to send me to a boarding school.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2020 16:28:23 GMT
It's a bit bad in a way because there are some claims floating about that UK will leave EU within days.
Roll on the recession,no more 400mx60m container ships in Felix' Toe or Sarf 'Ampton then a new election on a "yes ok the krauts won the economic war let's just get over it" ticket.
Funny timing with the whole Chinese pneumonia thing.
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Post by naughtyfox on Jan 27, 2020 17:01:24 GMT
I like to glue £1 coins to floors and stand back and watch people try to pick them up.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2020 17:03:54 GMT
We used to do that at school but with ten pence coins.
Specifically targeted at the drama teacher Mr Smidman.
He was a good teacher but his nose gave the game away big time.
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