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Jun 18, 2021 13:07:35 GMT
Post by naughtyfox on Jun 18, 2021 13:07:35 GMT
A blind farmer is wondering how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his guide-sheepdog to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master.
"So," says the farmer. "How many sheep were there?"
"40," replies the dog.
"What? How can there be 40?!" exclaims the farmer. "I only bought 38!"
"I know," says the dog. "I rounded them up."
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Jun 18, 2021 13:19:39 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2021 13:19:39 GMT
One of the local farm blokes at the ranch has a sheepdog with only one back leg.
Animal doesn't seem that bothered. I asked bloke how it happened he said he ran over her with his land rover.
Not a joke. Fortunately quite a young bitch so recovered and now fine but it does seem a bit too much like a windup running your own dog over accidentally.
Mine you sheepdogs are quite active and land rovers have quite big wheels.
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Jun 18, 2021 14:08:26 GMT
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Post by thebfg on Jun 18, 2021 14:08:26 GMT
I suspect he was distraught at the time.
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