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Post by Jim on Nov 8, 2021 12:25:57 GMT
What did you challenge them to? game of rock/paper/scissors, game of monopoly? tearing out and eating hearts?
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Post by kris on Nov 8, 2021 13:33:55 GMT
What did you challenge them to? game of rock/paper/scissors, game of monopoly? Twat.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2021 15:30:25 GMT
A slap round the face with a glove and demanded a duel at dawn!
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Post by JohnV on Nov 8, 2021 19:36:54 GMT
Possibly when walking the towpath at night you should push a wheelbarrow in front of you .... ideally with lots of sharp twigs or brambles sticking out
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Post by JohnV on Nov 8, 2021 19:38:08 GMT
What did you challenge them to? game of rock/paper/scissors, game of monopoly? Twat. I don't know how to play that one, what are the rules ?
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Post by kris on Nov 8, 2021 19:40:22 GMT
I don't know how to play that one, what are the rules ? Oh you play it very well John.
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Post by Jim on Nov 9, 2021 6:55:08 GMT
Possibly when walking the towpath at night you should push a wheelbarrow in front of you .... ideally with lots of sharp twigs or brambles sticking out That's no good if they race up your behind.
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Post by patty on Nov 9, 2021 6:56:41 GMT
Possibly when walking the towpath at night you should push a wheelbarrow in front of you .... ideally with lots of sharp twigs or brambles sticking out That's no good if they race up your behind. oh I dunno u could maybe step aside and leave the wheelbarrow waiting....
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2021 16:05:23 GMT
I used to do a lot of cycling, like 15K miles per annum, and I had two battery powered lights, essentially to see the road directly in front of me, that is all. A flashing light is useful in traffic to alert drivers to one's presence, rear and front, day and night.
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Post by brummieboy on Nov 9, 2021 16:46:47 GMT
A powerful head torch or hand held torch aimed in their general direction only does to them what they choose to do to car drivers on the roads. Whenever I see cyclists coming, I always move to the 'dry' side of the towpath. As a deaf old fart, I often do not hear any coming up behind me until I hear the squeal of brakes and obscene expletives, so I'm always on that side anyway. It is tempting to be confrontational all the time, but there are other times when discretion is the better part of valour.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2021 20:34:32 GMT
The trouble seems to be that the bikes must come equiped with these large round lights as they all have them.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2021 5:49:21 GMT
I suggest stringing up some piano wire at neck height. However the upturned headlamp may allow the modern cyclist to detect it in the dark, so just in case stand ready with a large axe to finish the job. Unplug their bowels and nail the result to a crucifix which you set fire to while dancing naked around it. Describe the blue paint you have covered yourself in as 'woad'.
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Post by JohnV on Nov 14, 2021 10:16:24 GMT
CALTROPS !!!
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Post by Jim on Nov 14, 2021 11:52:34 GMT
I suggest stringing up some piano wire at neck height. However the upturned headlamp may allow the modern cyclist to detect it in the dark, so just in case stand ready with a large axe to finish the job. Unplug their bowels and nail the result to a crucifix which you set fire to while dancing naked around it. Describe the blue paint you have covered yourself in as 'woad'. You are sending him down the woad to wack and wuin.
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