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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2017 19:08:46 GMT
A good sword and a trusty hand! A merry heart and true! King James's men shall understand What Cornish lads can do!
And have they fixed the where and when? And shall Trelawny die? Here's twenty thousand Cornish men Will know the reason why!
Out spake their Captain brave and bold: A merry wight was he: 'If London Tower were Michael's hold, We'd set Trelawny free!
'We'll cross the Tamar, land to land: The Severn is no stay: With "one and all," and hand in hand; And who shall bid us nay?
'And when we come to London Wall, A pleasant sight to view, Come forth! come forth! ye cowards all: Here's men as good as you.
'Trelawny he's in keep and hold; Trelawny he may die: But here's twenty thousand Cornish bold Will know the reason why!'
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2017 19:25:32 GMT
Have you not got the date wrong?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2017 19:54:05 GMT
Yeh, it's tomorrow really, but it's better to get pissed on Saturday 😂
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2017 8:59:53 GMT
Gool Peran Lowen !
Hope that's correct.
Rog
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Post by Jim on Mar 5, 2017 9:35:30 GMT
Beware the emmets, we are coming, we will win!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2017 9:57:05 GMT
Beware the emmets, we are coming, we will win!
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Post by naughtyfox on Mar 5, 2017 10:02:12 GMT
St.Piran is the patron saint of Cornish pasties.
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Post by Jim on Mar 5, 2017 10:09:49 GMT
I spent many a happy hour on his beach, as a lad. The sea water in the open air swimming pool he built was bollock tightening, and that was before they'd dropped.
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Post by naughtyfox on Mar 5, 2017 10:17:11 GMT
I read once about the Cornish marching on London. Fucking long way to walk, so well done with that! First time they almost succeeded, but they had relied a bit on the men of Kent to help out, and they turned out to be disinterested as Cum Dancing was on the gogglebox or something, Or it was socks-washing evening. They lost the fight and slunk back to lure more ships onto the rocky coast of Cornwall. Then they had another go a couple of years later, which also ended in historical obscurity. If anyone would like to embellish on this, please do.
Only Romanian Gypsies have invaded London successfully. Oh, and the Normans in 1066. Only the Normans weren't selling The Big Issue
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2017 10:21:56 GMT
I read once about the Cornish marching on London. Fucking long way to walk, so well done with that! First time they almost succeeded, but they had relied a bit on the men of Kent to help out, and they turned out to be disinterested as Cum Dancing was on the gogglebox or something, Or it was socks-washing evening. They lost the fight and slunk back to lure more ships onto the rocky coast of Cornwall. Then they had another go a couple of years later, which also ended in historical obscurity. If anyone would like to embellish on this, please do. Only Romanian Gypsies have invaded London successfully. Oh, and the Normans in 1066. Only the Normans weren't selling The Big Issue All this from an "inverted immigrant"...........
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Post by naughtyfox on Mar 5, 2017 15:26:53 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2017 15:39:44 GMT
I demand a mention of King Arthur!
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Post by naughtyfox on Mar 5, 2017 15:44:00 GMT
OK, here you are: King Arthur.
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Post by naughtyfox on Mar 5, 2017 15:49:51 GMT
King Arthur and his Knights-of-the-Wobbly-Round-Table-with-the-One-Desmo-Leg.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2017 16:04:31 GMT
King Arthur and his Knights-of-the-Wobbly-Round-Table-with-the-One-Desmo-Leg. Don't knock my ideas, last couple of hours have been spent with bits of wood, some 'glue' and some left over plumbing - I'm going to be rich...! Paint dry now so back to work for me.
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