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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2017 16:52:00 GMT
I was going to put this on cwdf, but almost forgot I am banned. However, given most of cwdf reads this forum anyway, I shall pose my question here.
I am looking for advice. A bird has pooed on me boat.....
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Post by JohnV on Mar 26, 2017 17:13:28 GMT
I think it's meant to be lucky  |
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Post by Saltysplash on Mar 26, 2017 17:58:28 GMT
Muck for Luck, Thank the Gods cows cant fly
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Post by kris on Mar 26, 2017 17:59:41 GMT
you really do have an emoji for every occasion. |
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Post by tomsk on Mar 26, 2017 18:01:23 GMT
I was going to put this on cwdf, but almost forgot I am banned. However, given most of cwdf reads this forum anyway, I shall pose my question here. I am looking for advice. A bird has pooed on me boat..... Have you considered 'composting' the avian offering? |
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Post by kris on Mar 26, 2017 18:05:31 GMT
I was going to put this on cwdf, but almost forgot I am banned. However, given most of cwdf reads this forum anyway, I shall pose my question here. I am looking for advice. A bird has pooed on me boat..... Have you considered 'composting' the avian offering? twat |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2017 18:06:51 GMT
I was going to put this on cwdf, but almost forgot I am banned. However, given most of cwdf reads this forum anyway, I shall pose my question here. I am looking for advice. A bird has pooed on me boat..... Are you having a go at females again....  |
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Post by bargemast on Mar 26, 2017 18:17:05 GMT
Muck for Luck, Thank the Gods cows cant fly That reminds me of an old rime, about a birdy in the sky, and a happy guy.
Peter.
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Post by naughtyfox on Mar 26, 2017 19:47:21 GMT
84 views already. Blimey.
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Post by patty on Mar 26, 2017 20:19:57 GMT
OK..lovely though these answers are and have made me smile...i think wot is required here is a scientific proven method of removing said bird poo from boat.
May I start the ball rolling by suggesting hot soapy water and bit elbow grease.....
I do love some of the emoticons that John finds
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2017 20:23:41 GMT
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Post by Saltysplash on Mar 26, 2017 20:47:56 GMT
When I was living in the Section House at Wapping in the 80's there was a story going round that one of the chaps had a Bird stay overnight against the rules. During the night she woke him up to tell him she needed the loo and he told her to go in the sink like evryone else does rather than a long walk to the bogs.
he woke the next morning to find a lovely poop in his sink.....mmmmm...nice
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Post by patty on Mar 26, 2017 21:03:53 GMT
When I was living in the Section House at Wapping in the 80's there was a story going round that one of the chaps had a Bird stay overnight against the rules. During the night she woke him up to tell him she needed the loo and he told her to go in the sink like evryone else does rather than a long walk to the bogs. he woke the next morning to find a lovely poop in his sink.....mmmmm...nice that is just terrible...funny..but... |
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Post by Trina on Mar 26, 2017 21:19:56 GMT
We've cut down some of the branches overhanging our boat-simples.Still plenty of branches for birds, but the crap is nowhere near 😊.
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Post by dyertribe on Mar 27, 2017 7:12:01 GMT
I have a bird poo problem at our office car park, my black car regularly resembles a Dalmatian, however I don't think BT would appreciate my removal of the overhead phone cables which would certainly solve my car problem.
Any ideas?
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