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Post by Jim on Mar 28, 2018 17:12:37 GMT
Never ignore the power of punctuation.
There's a Maypole dancer.
Theresa May, pole dancer.
🤗🏴🤗
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Post by Mr Stabby on Mar 28, 2018 17:18:44 GMT
I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.
I helped my uncle jack off a horse.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2018 17:21:34 GMT
What is this thing called love? What, is this thing called love? What is this thing called, love? Oldie but goodie  Rog |
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Post by quaysider on Mar 28, 2018 18:36:04 GMT
What is this thing called love? What, is this thing called love? What is this thing called, love? Oldie but goodie Rog Cole Porter? There is a NICE version from the film "De-lovely" by lemal... but I can't find that one - only a "remix"... |
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Post by patty on Mar 28, 2018 18:47:40 GMT
I shall just listen, read and learn....
I would not presume to correct anyone's punctuation....
My schooling was not quite what it oughta have bin with regards punctuation....I woz put in the naughty girls class...not cos i woz naughty but because they decided to split me and little sis up and she got in the swots class...
I scraped through o levels she achieved good grades......
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Post by Trina on Mar 28, 2018 19:31:49 GMT
Can you get punctuation Tourettes ?I have a real problem with flying apostrophes...😮
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Post by patty on Mar 29, 2018 10:15:19 GMT
Can you get punctuation Tourettes ?I have a real problem with flying apostrophes...😮 . That sounds serious....I’m sure the punctuation police will be along shortly to advise .... |
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Post by IainS on Mar 29, 2018 11:30:17 GMT
A woman without her man, is nothing.
A woman! Without her, man is nothing.
Jim where John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect
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Post by Trina on Mar 29, 2018 15:12:29 GMT
Can you get punctuation Tourettes ?I have a real problem with flying apostrophes...😮 . That sounds serious....I’m sure the punctuation police will be along shortly to advise .... I know where the apostrophes go,it's the ones flying around plurals 😠ahhhhh(insert swear words of your choice)😠. |
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Post by dyertribe on Mar 30, 2018 8:40:54 GMT
Ah! The Flying Apostrophes, I’m sure ive got their first album somewhere
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2018 8:51:56 GMT
Billy Smart's Circus innit Top of the bill, The Flying Apostrophes....... followed by Exclamation Marks and his Semi Colons. Rog |
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Post by Jim on Mar 30, 2018 9:08:55 GMT
. That sounds serious....I’m sure the punctuation police will be along shortly to advise .... I know where the apostrophes go,it's the ones flying around plurals 😠ahhhhh(insert swear words of your choice)😠. There's also the matter of the judicious use of space between words, not to much orto little, just right. |
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Post by JohnV on Mar 30, 2018 13:10:54 GMT
Can you get punctuation Tourettes ?I have a real problem with flying apostrophes...😮 I had that with exclamation marks and question marks !!! the exclamation marks still attack now and a gain !!! but I cured the question marks cos that (without the spaces !!!) ? ? ? makes  |
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Post by patty on Mar 30, 2018 13:11:20 GMT
Billy Smart's Circus innit Top of the bill, The Flying Apostrophes....... followed by Exclamation Marks and his Semi Colons. Rog Personally I think semi colons belong in a gastro intestinal ward.... |
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Post by bodger on Mar 30, 2018 20:12:02 GMT
me, i just love puktyuashun.
wun of my favourite books is "Eats Shoots and Leaves".
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