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Post by JohnV on Aug 26, 2018 16:31:40 GMT
I understand from a farcebook site I monitor that there is trouble with kids at Newark throwing rocks from the Castle side, reports say that a narrowboat reported having to move after trying three different moorings. Also museum barge had it's lines cast off .... oddly this all coinciding with a pikey invasion
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Post by Mr Stabby on Aug 26, 2018 16:44:43 GMT
.... oddly this all coinciding with a pikey invasion Ooooh, don't you let Wanted or Sabcat catch you saying that. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2018 16:48:13 GMT
.... oddly this all coinciding with a pikey invasion Ooooh, don't you let Wanted or Sabcat catch you saying that. You're right, he should have said Fucking Thieving Filthy Bastard Pikeys so as to make sure there is no ambiguity. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2018 16:49:47 GMT
I hope you are not suggesting that all caravan dwellers are thieving scumbags!  |
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Post by Mr Stabby on Aug 26, 2018 16:52:51 GMT
I hope you are not suggesting that all caravan dwellers are thieving scumbags! Absolutely not. MJG has a caravan and I have never heard of his integrity called into question, whereas Rog, as far as I know does not have one.... |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2018 16:56:27 GMT
I hope you are not suggesting that all caravan dwellers are thieving scumbags! Whilst that may not be so, I have it on good authority that ALL caravan dwellers eat hedgehogs. So I guess if the cap fits you best wear it  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2018 17:03:50 GMT
I hope you are not suggesting that all caravan dwellers are thieving scumbags! Whilst that may not be so, I have it on good authority that ALL caravan dwellers eat hedgehogs. So I guess if the cap fits you best wear it Chicken for dinner tonight (no it's not tea!). Had to leave the pheasant that the mutt caught yesterday behind... (locals looked nasty and carried gun permits). |
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Post by Mr Stabby on Aug 26, 2018 17:06:08 GMT
Oh yea I forgot that Another Idiot is another hedgehog-munching pikey except even more so than Martin. |
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Post by JohnV on Aug 26, 2018 17:07:06 GMT
that's a shame fresh pheasant .... lovely .... hate it when it's been hung .... but fresh, especially road kill ..... smashing
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Post by patty on Aug 26, 2018 17:11:53 GMT
S'cuse me...I once had the misfortune to live in a caravan (minus running water, cassette or any other 'mod cons') and I never ate hedgehogs (no cooker either)...
I'm not a thieving scumbag......
oh and forgot to say...I'll never live in one again..nor holiday..was one of those 'never to be repeated experiences'
hang on.....born of desperation..either 'live' in one or stay with the in laws during a time of homelessness...3 long months...me plus 3 kids...ex hubby went t sea, not for him..'delights' of caravan life..used bucket for toilet...kids thought it wonderful....
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2018 17:18:12 GMT
S'cuse me...I once had the misfortune to live in a caravan (minus running water, cassette or any other 'mod cons') and I never ate hedgehogs (no cooker either)... I'm not a thieving scumbag...... oh and forgot to say...I'll never live in one again..nor holiday..was one of those 'never to be repeated experiences' I bet my tin box is better and cheaper to run than horror house! Found a new place for you last week, pic to follow in the next few days - you will love it... or maybe scream....... |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2018 17:29:31 GMT
that's a shame fresh pheasant .... lovely .... hate it when it's been hung .... but fresh, especially road kill ..... smashing One of the drawbacks of moving 8 years ago - I am no longer near prime pheasant plucking country, we haven't had pheasant in such a long time  occasionally I'd be given a legitimate brace - more often than not it was road kill (well, more like premeditated road murder ) a good friend of mine kept birds around Santa Pod, it kept us from helping ourselves while out keeping the rabbit population down. My all time favourite childhood read is Danny The Champion of The World - So far I've revisited it twice with the Dwarf 👍🍻 |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2018 17:34:29 GMT
Amazing! Caravan living is questioned, and people jump to defend. My honesty is impugned and ... nothing! I DID NOT STEAL A BOAT although I may have (accidently) helped others (a little bit) to steal one (not on purpose) Rog |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2018 17:37:23 GMT
Chippy is open! For all you heavens out there, how many of you have a mobile chippy turn up on a wet Sunday afternoon to your mooring. Chicken can wait, tonight it's a fish and chip SUPPER!
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Post by Mr Stabby on Aug 26, 2018 17:44:24 GMT
I DID NOT STEAL A BOAT although I may have (accidently) helped others (a little bit) to steal one (not on purpose) Look, we're not interested in your sob story, you boat thief. Crapped myself in Banbury, I honestly did. I was just talking to some ordinary, decent boaters, and then I looked up and there they were. I slept with my biggest knife under the pillow and made sure the tips of my mooring pins stayed red-hot all night, just in case Rog and that accomplice of his came back. |
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occasionally I'd be given a legitimate brace - more often than not it was road kill (well, more like premeditated road murder 
