26 year old in pregnancy shocker

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26 year old in pregnancy shocker Aug 29, 2018 18:39:40 GMT via mobile peterboat and lollygagger like this

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So the Milenials have abandoned the age old catholic approach of whipping it out and wiping it on the curtain and bet the farm on a smartphone and not so smart app.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/health-45331394/i-was-misled-by-the-natural-cycles-app

Anyone who puts their faith in Instagram and an App needs a sharp look at themselves in a big clean mirror.

'I mean, What could go wrong?' what indeed love! What indeed.

So the happy mistake is now a thing of the past, a wonky algorithm is to blame for the population explosion that is sure to follow from airheads like this.

And to think I was waffling on about Louise bloody Brown last night!

Gone Long Standing Member Gone Posts: 1,314	26 year old in pregnancy shocker Aug 29, 2018 21:17:12 GMT peterboat, Telemachus, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Gone on Aug 29, 2018 21:17:12 GMT Q. What do you call a woman that relies on the rhythm method of contraception? A. Mother.

Mr Stabby Super Member By far the most intelligent of the Thunderboat forum's internet stalkers. Posts: 22,041	26 year old in pregnancy shocker Aug 29, 2018 21:33:54 GMT peterboat and Telemachus like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Mr Stabby on Aug 29, 2018 21:33:54 GMT She's well fit. I'd be quite happy to give her a dollop of the old baby gravy myself if she asked nicely.
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Trina Long Standing Member Posts: 4,972	26 year old in pregnancy shocker Aug 29, 2018 21:50:30 GMT via mobile phil70, peterboat, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Trina on Aug 29, 2018 21:50:30 GMT 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤢🤢

Jim Super Member I'm a handsome gutless invertebrate. Posts: 16,022	26 year old in pregnancy shocker Aug 30, 2018 8:11:16 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Jim on Aug 30, 2018 8:11:16 GMT Aug 29, 2018 21:33:54 GMT Mr Stabby said: She's well fit. I'd be quite happy to give her a dollop of the old baby gravy myself if she asked nicely. She's unvinceable!
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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	26 year old in pregnancy shocker Aug 30, 2018 9:57:44 GMT Mr Stabby likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2018 9:57:44 GMT Aug 29, 2018 21:33:54 GMT Mr Stabby said: She's well fit. I'd be quite happy to give her a dollop of the old baby gravy myself if she asked nicely. That was an image I didn't really need at 06:00 this morning.

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26 year old in pregnancy shocker Aug 30, 2018 10:38:58 GMT

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Aug 29, 2018 21:33:54 GMT Mr Stabby said:

She's well fit. I'd be quite happy to give her a dollop of the old baby gravy myself if she asked nicely.

That would severely impact your canal boat lifestyle while you paid child support for the next 18 years

naughtyfox Super Member BUSY KILLING CHICKENS! Posts: 36,429	26 year old in pregnancy shocker Aug 30, 2018 16:34:43 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by naughtyfox on Aug 30, 2018 16:34:43 GMT Percy: Mind you, I'll say one thing for catholics: they do have natural rhythm!
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Andyberg Super Member One of the mindless morons who daily foul these pages with their vacuous tripe. Posts: 5,132	26 year old in pregnancy shocker Aug 30, 2018 20:41:51 GMT Mr Stabby likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Andyberg on Aug 30, 2018 20:41:51 GMT Aug 29, 2018 21:33:54 GMT Mr Stabby said: She's well fit. I'd be quite happy to give her a dollop of the old baby gravy myself if she asked nicely. Ive had better😉 👍
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26 year old in pregnancy shocker Aug 30, 2018 20:43:52 GMT phil70, Andyberg, and 1 more like this

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Aug 30, 2018 20:41:51 GMT Andyberg said:

Aug 29, 2018 21:33:54 GMT Mr Stabby said:

She's well fit. I'd be quite happy to give her a dollop of the old baby gravy myself if she asked nicely.

Ive had better😉 👍

Haven't we all, but that was then and this is now.

Tony Dunkley is a first class engineer, semi-retired now, but a lifetime of experience, and Works trained at Listers. You could not do better.

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26 year old in pregnancy shocker Sept 1, 2018 8:10:39 GMT

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Aug 30, 2018 20:43:52 GMT Mr Stabby said:

Aug 30, 2018 20:41:51 GMT Andyberg said:

Ive had better😉 👍

Haven't we all, but that was then and this is now.

Ahh, could this be more to do with memories improving with age coupled with the beer goggles effect?

phil70 Long Standing Member Posts: 4,178	26 year old in pregnancy shocker Sept 1, 2018 11:21:19 GMT via mobile naughtyfox likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by phil70 on Sept 1, 2018 11:21:19 GMT I noticed her apt surname . . ..Woodhead Phil
	STILL LOOKING FOR MY OTHER BRAIN CELL

Mr Stabby Super Member By far the most intelligent of the Thunderboat forum's internet stalkers. Posts: 22,041	26 year old in pregnancy shocker Sept 1, 2018 11:31:06 GMT bills, phil70, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Mr Stabby on Sept 1, 2018 11:31:06 GMT
	Tony Dunkley is a first class engineer, semi-retired now, but a lifetime of experience, and Works trained at Listers. You could not do better.

kris Super Member Posts: 22,559	26 year old in pregnancy shocker Sept 1, 2018 11:34:43 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by kris on Sept 1, 2018 11:34:43 GMT Saves going in side the building I suppose.