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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2018 14:07:42 GMT
So yesterday Jane went off for a run, whilst I got ready to do the same.
As I stepped off the boat to go, I saw Jane walking back... bleeding from the head, both knees and one hand.
She'd tripped and gone sprawling full length.
Luckily only bruises and grazing, but she's quite achy today, and got a stonking black eye.
The problem is now when we walk around town, everyone's being really sympathetic to her, and giving me daggers !
Rog
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Post by Mr Stabby on Sept 8, 2018 14:24:17 GMT
Fish-murdering, boat-thieving wife-beater then.
PS. I once completed two marathons in one day.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2018 14:33:57 GMT
That must have been before 1990. When you were youthful.
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Post by naughtyfox on Sept 8, 2018 14:52:18 GMT
They are now called Snickers, as in "I stole the neighbour's knickers".
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2018 15:34:35 GMT
Fish-mudering, boat-thieving wife-beater then. PS. I once completed two marathons in one day. How's the job going? Getting plenty of hours in? Hope so... It'll keep you off here inventing erroneous names for me  Rog |
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Post by Trina on Sept 8, 2018 16:01:22 GMT
So yesterday Jane went off for a run, whilst I got ready to do the same. As I stepped off the boat to go, I saw Jane walking back... bleeding from the head, both knees and one hand. She'd tripped and gone sprawling full length. Luckily only bruises and grazing, but she's quite achy today, and got a stonking black eye. The problem is now when we walk around town, everyone's being really sympathetic to her, and giving me daggers ! Rog Ouuuuuuuuuch !(Poor Jane) |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2018 16:27:15 GMT
Fish-murdering, boat-thieving wife-beater then. PS. I once completed two marathons in one day. Snickers, they are called Snickers. Long time ago sinr Mick Jagger did an advert for Mars Confectionery. |
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Post by JohnV on Sept 8, 2018 16:49:42 GMT
We had a caravan holiday in Cornwall and my wife walked into a door (true) and got a smashing shiner ...... when we were in the village shop she took her dark glasses off, gave me a frightened look and asked if it was alright if she bought a new hairbrush ........ Little minx ..... You should have seen the looks I got every time I went into the shop afterwards.
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Post by phil70 on Sept 8, 2018 19:25:47 GMT
He He reminds me of a holiday we had in Coombe Martin and one day in the local pub I was sitting on a stool and a quick glance round showed me it was safe to give my leg a resounding slap at the same time as I hurled myself backwards to the floor. By this time the whole pub was looking as I climbed to my feet rubbing my face and giving Chris profound apologies. You could see all the ladeez thinking "Go Girl" and all the blokes were muttering "Respect Chris of course just sat sipping her drink. Phil |
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Post by Mr Stabby on Sept 8, 2018 19:40:04 GMT
That must have been before 1990. When you were youthful. I wasn't exactly youthful in 1990.  |
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Post by patty on Sept 8, 2018 19:52:11 GMT
So yesterday Jane went off for a run, whilst I got ready to do the same. As I stepped off the boat to go, I saw Jane walking back... bleeding from the head, both knees and one hand. She'd tripped and gone sprawling full length. Luckily only bruises and grazing, but she's quite achy today, and got a stonking black eye. The problem is now when we walk around town, everyone's being really sympathetic to her, and giving me daggers ! Rog Poor Jane..we don't bounce at our age and the ground is very unforgiving...hope she's recovering with a nice G and T |
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Post by Trina on Sept 8, 2018 19:57:04 GMT
That must have been before 1990. When you were youthful. I wasn't exactly youthful in 1990. I bloody was...well 32 compared to 60.😂 |
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Post by Mr Stabby on Sept 8, 2018 20:34:07 GMT
I wasn't exactly youthful in 1990. I bloody was...well 32 compared to 60.😂 Cool, so was I. Well, almost. I wish I knew you, I wish I met you, when time was still on my side... |
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Post by Trina on Sept 8, 2018 21:11:34 GMT
I bloody was...well 32 compared to 60.😂 Cool, so was I. Well, almost. I wish I knew you, I wish I met you, when time was still on my side... I was bloody gorgeous...well I'm not that bad now for 60 😁 |
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Post by Jim on Sept 9, 2018 7:06:07 GMT
I suppose the nub of this is "Have you stopped beating Jane?"
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