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Post by quaysider on Sept 11, 2018 7:35:35 GMT
Re. exercise and accidents, AS you all know (thanks to Jim's recent fat fecker photo), I've gotten a bit 'festively plump' of late so have taken up the aforementioned stupid/miserable/expensive hobby/pastime...
So, Whilst Andy was having his MOT at the gym ( I had mine last week and only scored 57 out of 100 - AND have high cholestrol but my blood sugar was at least ok) I went upstairs and began a hours cardio... bearing in mind I'm full of cold, I decided that rather than go hell for leather a nice stroll on the treadmill for an hour will do - WHILST watching "the innocents" on netfilx on my phone.
It was all going so nicely... had my heart rate up to 140 which is what I try and exercise at... that was until I decided to mop my leaking brow with my sweat towel. BEING fire-engineblonde,I sort of dropped it and in the process of trying to catch it, knocked my phone and headphone wires onto the running belt and I went with them - catapulting this lard arse body of mine into the water fountain behind!
Of course, for ME this is quite normal - it was just that as I regained my composure... trying to look like I meant to do that, I noticed every other gym user looking at me - to ad insult to injury a little old dear came over to see if I Was ok.
hmmmf....
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2018 11:10:17 GMT
Jane's just fallen over again ... laughing this time.
Rog
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Post by patty on Sept 11, 2018 15:15:02 GMT
Re. exercise and accidents, AS you all know (thanks to Jim's recent fat fecker photo), I've gotten a bit 'festively plump' of late so have taken up the aforementioned stupid/miserable/expensive hobby/pastime... So, Whilst Andy was having his MOT at the gym ( I had mine last week and only scored 57 out of 100 - AND have high cholestrol but my blood sugar was at least ok) I went upstairs and began a hours cardio... bearing in mind I'm full of cold, I decided that rather than go hell for leather a nice stroll on the treadmill for an hour will do - WHILST watching "the innocents" on netfilx on my phone. It was all going so nicely... had my heart rate up to 140 which is what I try and exercise at... that was until I decided to mop my leaking brow with my sweat towel. BEING fire-engineblonde,I sort of dropped it and in the process of trying to catch it, knocked my phone and headphone wires onto the running belt and I went with them - catapulting this lard arse body of mine into the water fountain behind! Of course, for ME this is quite normal - it was just that as I regained my composure... trying to look like I meant to do that, I noticed every other gym user looking at me - to ad insult to injury a little old dear came over to see if I Was ok. hmmmf.... And heres another little...not so old dear asking how you are now? Yesterday hour on treadmill ..don't ever run just walk fast..followed by a challenging hike up steep hill ..total 11.3 miles To-day another hour on treadmill followed by walking daughters dogs..7.5 miles tomorrow Worms Head plan..I'm a bit stressed ATM....so plan is to carry on exhausting myself till stress gives up and goes away Oh and came home to new resident here at Horror House...toad had moved in....caught and evicted..how? it got in...dunno
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Post by Jim on Sept 11, 2018 17:02:30 GMT
This is the way to do it!
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Post by quaysider on Sept 11, 2018 17:46:51 GMT
Re. exercise and accidents, AS you all know (thanks to Jim's recent fat fecker photo), I've gotten a bit 'festively plump' of late so have taken up the aforementioned stupid/miserable/expensive hobby/pastime... So, Whilst Andy was having his MOT at the gym ( I had mine last week and only scored 57 out of 100 - AND have high cholestrol but my blood sugar was at least ok) I went upstairs and began a hours cardio... bearing in mind I'm full of cold, I decided that rather than go hell for leather a nice stroll on the treadmill for an hour will do - WHILST watching "the innocents" on netfilx on my phone. It was all going so nicely... had my heart rate up to 140 which is what I try and exercise at... that was until I decided to mop my leaking brow with my sweat towel. BEING fire-engineblonde,I sort of dropped it and in the process of trying to catch it, knocked my phone and headphone wires onto the running belt and I went with them - catapulting this lard arse body of mine into the water fountain behind! Of course, for ME this is quite normal - it was just that as I regained my composure... trying to look like I meant to do that, I noticed every other gym user looking at me - to ad insult to injury a little old dear came over to see if I Was ok. hmmmf.... And heres another little...not so old dear asking how you are now? Yesterday hour on treadmill ..don't ever run just walk fast..followed by a challenging hike up steep hill ..total 11.3 miles To-day another hour on treadmill followed by walking daughters dogs..7.5 miles tomorrow Worms Head plan..I'm a bit stressed ATM....so plan is to carry on exhausting myself till stress gives up and goes away Oh and came home to new resident here at Horror House...toad had moved in....caught and evicted..how? it got in...dunno lol - That's a lot of walking but I'm sure it's the right thing to do. I've always liked toads though .. in fact, when I was a kid, I PLAYED toad in wind in the willows when the Leyburn amature dramatics society (lads) did it...
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Post by JohnV on Sept 11, 2018 17:49:11 GMT
"Poop poop"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2018 18:39:55 GMT
Huge fan of Wind in the Willows...
but I've never seen Toad as a fire engine blonde.
Rog
poop poop
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Post by quaysider on Sept 12, 2018 6:51:50 GMT
Huge fan of Wind in the Willows... but I've never seen Toad as a fire engine blonde. Rog poop poop Obvioulsy I was mostly painted green for the part- it was around the time of that lovely animated version that appeared, and if you'd put David Jason (the voice of) and I in a room, you' have struggled to tell us apart. I often still use the line "call me a laywer - I fear it's too late for a doctor"... when I'm poorly.
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Post by JohnV on Sept 12, 2018 6:55:28 GMT
My sister played Mole and "Hang whitewashing" became a family saying
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