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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2018 17:44:44 GMT
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Post by Trina on Nov 9, 2018 17:48:12 GMT
It's apparently true,but they must have got the Maidenhead bit wrong...
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Post by thebfg on Nov 9, 2018 17:49:21 GMT
is it just me but yours and Dogs links won't redirect on my phone.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2018 17:50:37 GMT
It's apparently true,but they must have got the Maidenhead bit wrong... Maybe she lived in nettlebed which is near Henley.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2018 17:55:04 GMT
It was the idea that there would be a company called "Beds R Uzzz" which made it obvious its a joke. Nobody would call a company that. It won't happen.
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Post by Gone on Nov 11, 2018 0:13:30 GMT
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Post by Mr Stabby on Nov 11, 2018 0:25:45 GMT
Jesus H Christ, my standards are low but even I wouldn't shag that.
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Post by kris on Nov 11, 2018 3:07:11 GMT
Jesus H Christ, my standards are low but even I wouldn't shag that. I bet you would.
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Post by NigelMoore on Nov 11, 2018 3:12:20 GMT
It was the idea that there would be a company called "Beds R Uzzz" which made it obvious its a joke. Nobody would call a company that. It won't happen. www.bedsareuzzz.co.uk/
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Post by quaysider on Nov 11, 2018 7:44:01 GMT
I heard that on radio 2 news yesterday or the day before... Andy and I looked at each other and actually did lol. I mean, ffs. it she deserved to lose the case - what a waste of everyone's time and money... the world has gone mad- I mean, How vigorous a sex does someone want/need? - There are shops that cater with slings/harnesses and whatever (so I'm told) - in fact, I bet you can even get a gimp mask to mask Stabby's sofa if you search around!
Send her to the tower!
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Post by patty on Nov 11, 2018 7:56:25 GMT
I once nursed a guy who had engaged in rather vigorous sex with his wife.... Rather than charge his wife with assault, which could be foreseeable in to-days nampy pampy state he chose to 'wear with pride' the rather amazing bruises sustained to his crown jewels and surrounding area.... He couldn't wait to be discharged to get down the pub...she never visited which we all found highly amusing....
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Post by naughtyfox on Nov 11, 2018 9:25:26 GMT
What "unusual position" causes you to be "catapulted off the bed" ??
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Post by Mr Stabby on Nov 11, 2018 14:04:09 GMT
I went up to a girl in a pub once and said "What's your favourite position?"
She pointed to the other side of the room and said "over there".
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Post by thebfg on Nov 11, 2018 14:04:59 GMT
I saw a comment that made me chuckle.
I bet he went down the pub after and told everyone he F€£&ed her so hard she can't walk anymore.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Nov 11, 2018 18:13:05 GMT
Jesus H Christ, my standards are low but even I wouldn't shag that. I bet you would. Well, make your mind up, last month you were saying that Tellymackus had converted me into a turd burglar.
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